Monday, March 27, 2006

Dad & Son


Dad & Son
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Letter to Brenden Month 9
So I'm only 3 weeks late. It's been a hectic Month! This one is going to be short, too.

Brenden, honey - you are still developing at a rapid pace. We have pretty much stopped feeding you baby food, except for some of the fruits. When I change your diapers, you vaccilate between fighting like mad with me and laying still, all happy, with your legs up in the air.

You are cruising pretty well. You can almost make a full circuit of the living room by holding onto things. Matter of fact, you are starting to get bored with just the living room. I hope it turns warm pretty soon, so I can spend some of our weekend afternoons keeping you from eating bugs outside.

Most of all I love how you are starting to sleep through the night. You wake me up occasionally with a 'WHAAA!' but you settle back down pretty fast.

You are so huggable, hon. Don't grow up too fast, ok?

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Happy


Happy
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Cutting my teeth on bars
And rusty chains, I’m gonna break my
Rusty cage and run


Now lets see how many hits I get because of Soundgarden. Anyway, here's a pic of el jefe when he was in the hospital earlier this month. As you can see his disposition was unaffected.

Here are my reviews I haven't linked to:

Corpse Bride
Class of 1984
Pulse
Pride & Prejudice
Good Night, and Good Luck.

Some of the grammar and syntax errors really make me cringe. I have been in a hurry lately, as is the editing staff (they are overworked, I am running after my kid).

I am reviewing Everything is Illuminated next - all I know about it is a hobbit stars and that creepy guy from Phantoms directed it.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Ed's Tag


Ed's Tag
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I truly need to start posting more. I have kept writing reviews for Cinemablend but I have been too lazy to post links. I shall do that shortly.

My brother has finally unloaded his Atlanta house and will be moving up to Andover, Massachusetts at the end of this month. That sucks, the skydiving is much better in this part of the country! I wish him and his wife, Jen, well in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.

Alabamastan is a much better place to live! Unless you want a beer or a sex toy.

And now for a slightly melancholic moment and brief movie review:

When Johnny Cash died I recall making the comment that he must not have wanted to keep fighting because his wife had died. That was just a romantic notion on my part; I knew just enough about Johnny and June to know their romance was legendary.

I finally saw Walk the Line last week and I now wonder if my comment wasn't more true than I believed. If you go by the movie, Johnny Cash was a weak man who just desintigrated when his first marriage went to hell. The pills didn't help either.

I saw Ray and a lot of people have commented on the similarities to the story. The biggest difference of course was that Ray Charles had a very tough streak in him and that's what pulled him through his problems.

If Walk the Line told the truth, if June Carter (and her family) hadn't helped Johnny Cash, we would have lost that legend a *lot* earlier than we did.

The thing I admire most about Ray Charles is his strength. The thing I admire most about Johnny Cash is June Carter Cash. No wonder he passed away only four months after she did.

I can't watch Cash's video for his cover of 'Hurt' without bursting into tears.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Brenden's First Blog Entry


outdoors
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
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Feeding


feeding
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Wow, have *I* been slack!

This week has been pretty hectic - about a month ago I noticed a bump under Brenden's skin when I changed his diaper. I thought it was odd, but it was small so I ignored it.

It remained there, about the same size, but he is due for his 9-month well-baby checkup this coming Monday so I thought I'd point it out to his pediatrician then.

Monday night, howerer, I noticed it had gotten appreciably bigger, so I took him to the doc on Tuesday. She was as puzzled as I was. It wasn't red, and it didn't bother B too much when we poked at it, so she ordered some blood work and made an appointment for us with a pediatric surgeon.

Jon took him to this appointment on Wednesday afternoon. The surgeon took one look at B's bump then at his blood work - his white blood cell count was pretty high - and told Jon to get B admitted to the hospital.

Pook kid was put under and they drained and cleaned what turned out to be an abcess. We had fought mighty hard with diaper rash for a while until a local lady told us about Boudreax's Butt Paste. Yeah, silly name, but that cleared his rash up. Unfortunately the rash had gotten bad enough that he had open sores at one point. Open sores + poop = nothing good.

We got out of the hospital this morning. He was kept on an I.V. for the administration of antibiotics - plus we were there for so long becuase they wanted to rule out a staph infection (staphylococcus aureus - there's words to strike fear in any parents' hearts!).

Turns out it was plain old e. coli.

Brenden did a phenomenal job of staying confined to a hospital crib for 2 + days. Apparently (and I'm totally projecting here) he inherited some of my easygoingness along with his dad's charm and exuberance.

So anyway, I owe a Letter Month 9 which I hope to get to soon. Brenden is currently tearing up our computer room so I know he's none the worse for wear.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Top Down


top down
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I love this photo of Brenden!

My computer's CPU took a dump sometime last week. I'm pissed.

I also have a sinus infection. I went to see the doc yesterday - I was tested for strep throat then they took X-Rays of my noggin. The doc told me the infection was 'pretty nasty' and that my maxillary sinuses were 'filled with pus'.

Ew ew ew ew ew!

I have this vision now of someone giving me a bear hug and my head exploding like a huge zit.

I just need the flu or bronchitis now and I will win Winter Season Bingo.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Dad and Son Day


son and dad 3
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Yesterday Jon took care of Brenden while I worked. This time it went pretty smoothly because Jon knew to devote the entire day to Brenden, and to not even pretend to try to get any work done.

We had Hamburger Helper last night, only with deer meat. Doesn't that sound like a "You might be a redneck if.." joke that Jeff Foxworthy rejected? Actually we have a freezer full of deer meat. A friend had a banner year deer hunting, and he gave us a deer and all we had to do was pay for processing.

I know some people blanch at eating wild game, but I have a simple philosophy: "If it's dead it's groceries".

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Rocker


Rocker
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
After sending an email to Nancy explaining the missing word in my post below (I'll fix it eventually), I figured I better post something to cheer her up.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Enjoyed our Vacation


Sleep 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy Valentine's day, everyone.

As you can see, Brenden and I got caught up on our rest in Oklahoma.

I'm somewhat upset today - our daycare provider is closing up shop and becoming a loan officer at a bank. Jon and I spent yesterday looking at other daycare options. We found someone surprisingly close; I'm just not sure I like her as much as I like Shayne but I guess that remains to be seen.

We saw one place and I'm still bothered how the kids looked more like herded cows than kids. Brenden would never get the attention he deserves in a place like that.

I was listening to the news on the radio and heard a story about some woman who killed her baby by cutting off her arms. What the hell is wrong with people?

Monday, February 06, 2006

Climbing mom's leg


Climbing mom's leg
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here's my latest movie review.

Letter to Brenden Month 8

Well my darling little child: I just reread the month 7 letter; at this time last month you weren't even crawling! Just last night you were chasing the cat. He tried to maintain a dignified but hurried walk but after the 3rd time you grabbed his tail he took off running with a huffy "Meow!".

I spent this last week trying to keep you from knocking your brains out of your skull. Most of the time I was successful but every once in a while you'd fall down and go "bonk". I'm impressed by your collection of bumps, bruises, and scratches. And the foam bumper thingies I bought for the coffee table and fireplace have already paid for themselves.

Speaking of the coffee table - last night you stood in front of the table facing your dad and I. We were eating our shrimp fettucini alfredo and occasionally feeding you a small piece of pasta. I swear once we get back from vacation I'm going to start planning meals around things you can eat with us. We'll see how well that goes.

You have also once again decided you don't want to use a binky. You started up again when your two front teeth started to make their move. Now that they are through the gum line you spit it out. I'm almost sorry because giving you a binky at 2 in the morning would usually put you back to sleep. Now I just have to let you sit there and bitch because no one will let you out of your cage. Oy! I'm so tired....

Friday, February 03, 2006

4 things meme


Sunday Morning
Originally uploaded by Iguana Mama.
Nancy tagged me with the "4 Things" meme. Here goes:

4 jobs I've held:

1)Software programmer
2)Pager repairer
3)Pizza delivery person (for 1 whole day!!)
4)Breakfast cook at Mrs. Winners

4 Movies I can watch over and over:
1)Aliens
2)Jaws
3)Dawn of the Dead (original)
4)Toy Story

4 Places I have lived:
1)Isla Verde, Puerto Rico
2)Stone Mountain, Georgia
3)Statesboro, Georgia
4)Decatur, Alabama

4 TV shows I love:
1)Battlestar Galactica (new one)
2)24
3)Lost
4)Spongebob Squarepants

4 places I've vacationed:
1)St. John, USVI
2)London, England
3)Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
4)Playa Azul, Costa Rica

4 favorite dishes:
1)Arroz con pollo
2)Buffalo Wings
3)Kung Pao Chicken
4)Puerto Rican Roast Pork

4 sites I visit every day:
I visit a lot of blogs but I thought I'd keep those out.
1)Sluggy Freelance
2)CinemaBlend
3)Instapundit
4)Virgin Islands On-Line (forum)

4 places I'd rather be:
1)At home with my son
2)My dad's place in Oklahoma
3)Cinnamon Bay beach, St. John, USVI
4)At home with my son

I'd tag my brother Edward, but that slacker hasn't updated his blog in *months*!

PS: the photo is of Cinnamon Bay.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

More Brenden Blatherings


Droopy Pants
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Hey, it's the beginning of a new month. as far as my weight goes, I am finally past the 150 psychological barrier. I weighed in at 148.4 this morning. Woo-hoo!

My goal for February is around or about 143. Then I won't be too far from my prepregnancy weight of 140.

I looked back in my postings and I had porked out somewhat just before we went on vacation to Costa Rica. So the good news is I'm not too far away from wearing my old clothes, but the bad news is that when I hit 140, I'll still have 10 pounds to go.

Oh, yeah. I was going to blather about Brenden, wasn't I? Very well: 2 nights ago B and I were taking our bath when I realized one of his (many) rubber ducks was listing to port. I realized he must have taken on water (the duck, not B), so I picked it up and squeezed it.

The duck made a rather disgusting noise as water gushed out of the small hole on its bottom. Brenden started giggling. So I filled the duck up and squirted him with it. All of a sudden he was just laughing his little butt off!

Dad heard the commotion and came in and checked in on us. He took command of the duck and squirted both of us for a while as Brenden had the time of his life. It was so cute!

It wasn't so cute last night, when he woke up at 1:30 and refused to go back to sleep. Usually he does, but I could tell by the way he was complaining it wasn't going to be easy. I let him get up after a long 15 minutes of howling and gave him some water. I got tired of him pulling my hair so I put him back in his crib and he stood up and wailed for another good block of time.

I got up again and held him, hoping he had tired himself out. He had, and I let him fall asleep in my lap and put him back in bed without a complaint at about 3am. B, I love you honey but mom has to go to get up at 5! Jon was nice enough to get out of bed at 5:30 to let the howler monkey out of its cage so that I could catch a little extra sleep.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Standing up


what
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I don't know why, but ever since Brenden learned to crawl inch-worm style, his physical development all of a sudden took a quantum leap. I was getting a little worried at the beginning of the year, because he didn't seem to want to learn how to sit up, or to crawl. He seemed happy with just rolling everywhere. I started working with him on sitting him up as did Shayne. He didn't take to it until he started the inch worm. Then all of a sudden: boom! He figured out a real crawl from that point in about 2 weeks, mastered sitting up, and as you can see from this picture, he can pull himself up to a standing position. Holy crap -he's going to be running in a marathon in a few months.

I had a blast watching him over the weekend struggle to stand upright. He'd fight and grunt and sweat like he was climbing Mount Everest and every once in a while I'd see his head peeking over the coffee table. He'd lose his grip, fall or sit, and then bitch about it for a while. I'd make sure he hadn't cracked his head open then leave him alone. Finally he figured it out.

Jon lowered his crib mattress as far as it would go last night. It was a good thing, too because B woke me up this morning and he was standing up in his crib, his eyes just peeking over the railing. He seemed to be saying "bust me outta this joint, lady! I need my formula fix!"

Friday, January 27, 2006

Oklahoma again


Ilu and B 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Hey, cool beans!
Brenden and I are going to go to Dad's place when Jon goes to Puerto Rico so that Ileana can spoil him some more.

We're going to fly out to Little Rock and Ilu's going to pick us up. It should be interesting flying with B. No we haven't taken him up in the Cessna yet. We're going via commercial airlines - thank goodness both airports are small ones - Huntsville and Little Rock. Going through security will be much easier than going through say Atlanta or Memphis.

I got Brenden his own seat because holding him, even for just an hour, will be almost impossible. That boy likes to crawl!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Mr. B


Mr. B
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
El Jefe is doing much better. He also put everything together and is crawling everywhere. I spent the weekend following him as he cleverly found the gaps in my baby-proofing plans.

At one point yesterday, I let him crawl into the kitchen with me. I was washing his bottles when he crawled up to my feet, grabbed one of my legs, and started chewing on my sweatpants. I called him an "anklebiter".

Weightloss is steady: I weighed in at 150.6, which I know is a little higher than last Monday, but this weigh-in was without all the dehydration.

I'm way jealous of my husband. He is going to Arecibo, Puerto Rico, to skydive in a few weeks. We tried to think of a way for all of us to go, but it just boils down to 1) time, 2) money, and 3) taking care of Brenden. Maybe some other time.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The real reason dinosaurs became extinct

If it looks like B doesn't look too good in this picture you aren't mistaken. Brenden had been running a fever the last 3 days. The doc said he was probably fighting a viral infection like a cold.

Tuesday night he woke up and he was just burning. I took his temp and it was 103.4. I called the doc's after-hours service and the nurse on duty advised me to give him some children's tylenol, let him drink as much liquid as he wanted, and give him a warm bath.

We got his his temp lowered to about 101 and then I let him sleep a little bit. He woke up about 45 minutes later all sweaty and crying, but his fever had broken. Emergency room trip avoided.

And you also might notice from this pic he's sitting up. He doesn't tip over any more, either. Once he started trying to sit up it didn't take him long to perfect it.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Hey, check it out: no pics of Brenden today! Maybe later.

I weighed in today at 150. If you are following along, I was 155.8 at the beginning of last week. Food poisoning can take a chunk out of your weightloss, although I don't recommend it.

This entry is just a quick note: To Nancy, to prove I read my comments: By your command I have resumed writing movie reviews for Cinemablend. Also: I hope you and Anthony feel better soon. Being sick sucks.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Carrots for Dinner


Carrots for Dinner
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
My ingenious child has come up with 2 different methods of locomotion! Both are fairly unique among the baby set:

You already know about his 'steamroller' method. Now he has learned how to undulate towards something. Really! He'll rock back and forth on this hands and knees, then throw his arms forward. He'll then lay down on his belly and pull his knees underneath him, then lift up on his hands and knees again.

I'm so proud! *sniff!*

Monday, January 09, 2006

Plush Invasion


Plush invasion
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden laboriously sat up yesterday evening! Totally unassisted!!! And as I sat there in awe of his accomplishment, I realized he had no real concept of gravity. I hurriedly stuck a pillow behind him just as he toppled over. Life at Chez Maynard should be highly entertaining the next couple of weeks as he refines this skill.

My weight loss has resumed; I am at 155.8 as I type.

I got tagged to do the 5 wierd things about me meme by Helly. So here goes:

1) I am more in touch with my masculine side than with my feminine side. I always have been. Now while I insisted I didn't care what the sex of our baby would be, I admit I breathed easier when we found out he is a boy. I was worried about how to raise a girl because I was never into that girly-girl crap. I hate dresses and makeup, and I never had one fantasy about my wedding. Matter of fact, my fantasies resemble action movies more than historical romances.

2) I love fruit, but I hate it baked into anything. That's right, I don't like apple pies, peach cobbler, or strawberry ice cream although the fruits that go into these concotions are awesome. Pies should have chocolate or meat in them.

3) I can't smell shit. Literally. I can't smell anything at all, for that matter. It drives me nuts. I presume it's due to my allergies. I tend to spice up my food to the nth degree because of this problem.

4) Oh, no. I can't tell you that. It's too wierd.

5) Elevators make me nervous. I can't stand them and I'll take stairs any time it's possible. I have no idea why; I'm not claustrophobic.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Letter to Brenden Month 7


Sleeping Comfortably
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Well, Brenden. Last month I blathered on about my own childhood. I don't much feel like dragging up the past at the moment.

This last month saw you put on a pound (you now weigh 21 pounds). You still don't crawl, but it's just a matter of time before you do.

Your newest trick is discrimination. If you are playing with something, like a tube of cortizone creme, you whine if I take it away from you and reject whatever I give you as a replacement, like a toy.

You are eating finger foods, sort of. You will laboriously pick a baby snack off your tray, gum it, and chew whatever comes off. Some of it ends in your stomach, most of it ends up on your face, hands, clothes and carpet. Still, you are starting to feed yourself. Those tacos are just around the corner, honey!

We can get you to sit up, but most of the time you just let yourself fall over and you roll wherever you want to go.

And you are talking up a storm! You rarely wake me up by crying anymore. Most of the time you are just laughing maniacally to yourself in your crib.

Oops! You are wakening from your nap. We need to get ready to go visit daddy at the drop zone. We love you, honey!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Tour Time


Tour Time
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Last thursday the family packed up in the Family Truckster and headed to Chattanooga to the aquarium. It was enjoyable, but crowded.

We weren't the only ones with kidlets - the crowding was caused by all the little beasties out of school. I will miss being able to go places when it's not crowded when Brenden starts to school.

El Jefe, by the way, really enjoys the view from dad's shoulders. He got a kick out of all the people, fish, and other assorted animals. He never fussed once.

And now for somethig completely different - I know I haven't made any kind of comments on my attempts to lose weight. I kinda took December off. The good news is I didn't regain much - right now I weigh 157.6.

So I'm trying again now.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Teeth


Teeth
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy New Beer, everybody!

I finally snapped a picture of Brenden's 2 teeth. Considering how grouchy he's been lately, I have a feeling his top 2 teeth should be making an appearance soon.

I have many resolutions, but the two most important:

1) Be nicer to my husband
and
2) Watch more movies.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Very Happy


Very happy
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 6 months and 3 weeks. I think he's teething again, although I can't see anything new in his mouth. I have to be careful about sticking my fingers in there because he has a pretty strong bite now with his 2 lower teeth.

Anyway, we had a terrific Christmas. B got a bunch of loot of course.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Trying to Crawl


Crawling 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Merry Christmas, everybody! Brenden can only rock back and forth, and he showed me how happy he was that I broke his concentration as he practiced.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Presents


Presents
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden says "thank you!" to his Abuela and Grandpa for the noisy toys. He especially loves hammering on the keyboard.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Poo boy


6Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I think Heather's poop stories are the best. This one caused a coworker to come running into my cubicle because I sounded like I was choking to death.

Speaking of poop, Shayne told me she accidentally let one of Brenden's legs go when she was changing a particularly well-filled diaper yesterday. Yep, you guessed it. He stuck his bootied foot into the diaper and started flinging poo all around the room. Shayne reacted by accidentally letting the OTHER foot go, and poo went everywhere until she summoned enough courage to catch his poo-covered feet. Hey, it happened to me once. Now I hogtie him before changing a poo diaper. OK, not really, but I do get a deathgrip on his ankles.

Hey, get got on all fours yesterday! He can only rock back and forth, but I bet he'll be doing a real crawl in a few weeks! God help us all.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Cute Pooky


Cute Pooky
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
This post is in response to Alan's comment:

Yes, my mom's cat Tildy lived until about 20 - 21 years of age, and my sweet kitty Vasquez (pictured here) is 19. Cats live to long ages in my family for some reason. Probably because we spoil the hell out of them.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Sandy, B and Ralph


Sandy, B and Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I posted this before but here's a better perspective on just how big, fat, and hairy a Norwegian swamp kitty could get.

Ralph


Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Ileana told us that Ralph the Norwegian Swamp kitty passed away last Friday at the ripe age of 19. I believe that's 133 in cat years. I should live so long.

His big fat hairy presence will be missed by all who knew him.

Monday, December 19, 2005

6 and 1/2


6onehalf
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Yeah I'm a slacker. I told you that Civ 4 would cause me to disappear. As you can see by Brenden's face he's none too thrilled, either.

His Royal Majesty is learning how to sleep through the night the hard way. Yes, we are not catering to his every whim at 2 in the morning any more. I make sure he's okay and not swimming in a soiled diaper, then I leave him alone to howl.

That does suck. He complains - where's my bottle? Where's my hug? I want to play, dammit!

On the other hand, he slept through the night last night so maybe the pediatrician is right: he was only getting up because we were letting him get up.

Now I need to train myself to sleep through the night. I don't remember how.

PS: Brenden has 2 teeth now. Wish I could get a photo.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Playa de Isla Verde


Playa de Isla Verde
Originally uploaded by Markus Masataka.
Letter to Brenden Month 6

Sorry, B; I'm a wee bit late with this letter. Blame your father. He bought me Civilization IV, 4th in a series of Sid Meier games that have helped me waste more time than anything else in existence. Yes, I'm including television.

So what shall I talk about this month? Well, at your 6 month check-up you weighed 18 1/2 pounds - I think you would have weighed more if it wasn't for that stomach virus you got at Thanksgiving. You took your immunization shots well even though you were a little cranky during the rest of the day. The doc told me you shouldn't eat at night any more - to feed you water instead and to make sure I brush your one little tooth.

So now I gotta start ignoring you at night so you can learn to 'self soothe'. Oy! Easier said than done.

Instead of reiterating all the things you have done in the past month (the neatest of which is your desire to play peek-a-boo constantly) I'll regale you with boring moments from my own childhood.

I have few memories of before Puerto Rico - I can't remember much of Missouri at all. So few I wonder if they are memories. But then again we moved to P.R. when I was three years old. My first memory from there was my mom teaching me to say 'buenas noches'. We were in a hotel, I think.

I have said before in my blog: my memory is not linear so forgive me if I jump around.

We first lived in a small place in Rio Piedras. I remember I buried a model airplane somewhere and I was never able to find it again. I still have dreams about searching for it. How's that for messed up? We lived somewhere else after that. Parkville? Park Place? Or was that the name of the school? I recall going to Kindergarten a while there. I remember an easter egg hunt at that school and finding a candy necklace. I also remember reading ahead in a 'See Spot Run' book despite our teacher telling us not to. I remember an argument some boys had about whether playing with a girl made you a 'sissy' or a 'tomboy'. (Fact: I was a tomboy, but my boy friends were *not* sissies!)

Most of what I remember is from when we lived in Isla Verde, in an apartment building along the beach (creatively titled Beach Tower). This area was high tourist. The apartment building was 'L' shaped, with one side of the building paralelling the ocean. We lived on the 10th floor facing the ocean. If you walked along the beach you would eventually walk past big hotels. If you walked in the other direction, however, the first thing you would run into was a walled cemetary. I loved playing on the rocks near the ocean near the beginning of the wall. During winter time when the seas were rougher more of the rocks would appear. By summer the sand would have covered them up again. I remember being totally fascinated by this phenomenon. Near the apartment building was a big tree that I climbed once but got stuck. I think my dad got me down. I eventually got the hang of climbing and I got particularly adept at climbing palm trees.

I remember a swimming pool shaped like a tennis raquet. Where was this? I think it was some sort of country club type deal but I don't remember much else. I remember a gift shop there and walking around in it with a wet swimsuit on. WTF? Is that a random memory or what?

I remember several movie theaters - most movies were in English with Spanish subtitles. Many T.V. shows were dubbed in spanish but some, particularly those shown in prime time, had a simulcast over FM radio of the english soundtrack. I recall this huge theater with a balcony section where I saw such great movies as Dirty Harry and Jaws. I think it was the same theater. I also remember seeing Midway, Blazing Saddles, Two Minute Warning, and Earthquake (in Sensurround!). Astute movie geeks will note that quite a few of those movies listed had Chuck Heston in them. I was totally bummed when he bit it at the end of Earthquake.

I went to grade school at a private English School (San Juan School By the Sea, and yes, it was by the sea). I think I went to Kindegarten there, too. We stayed there until we moved back to the states when I was 13 (in 1977). I hate the fact that I resisted learning Spanish. What was I thinking? Knowing two languages is a valuable skill. Considering how many Spanish speaking people live in the U.S. that skill would be twice as valuable.

But I digress: near the end there I never went out to play; I just stayed indoors and read and watched T.V. The apartment building put a fence between the building and the ocean, and paved a lot of the area in between. This will probably happen to you too, Brenden: you will look back at parts of your childhood and wonder why the hell you didn't appreciate what you had when you had it because eventually you will lose it.

I'll wrap it up here. This random sampling of memories doesn't even come close to describing that time in my life. I'm sure I'll eventually bore you with more.

Oh, crap. I'm such a non-reflective person that when I start digging at memories I get surprised when they flood in on me.

Monday, December 05, 2005

6 Silly Months


6 Silly Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 26 Weeks

Heh heh. I love this face.

Dang, I can't believe tomorrow he'll be 6 months old. He's trying so hard to crawl. He can lift himself to the crawl position, but he isn't coordinated enough to actually crawl. He can get around, however. He still hasn't figured out how to roll over a pillow, so I have pillows stationed wherever I don't want him to go. I hope this will last until I get off my fat butt and buy some gates.

I need some with cat flaps, however.

Speaking of my fat butt: I'm down to 156.2 pounds, well below my target for November of 160. Therefore my target for the end of December is 150 pounds. I can all ready tell a difference. Woo-hoo!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bouncy Fun


bounce4
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden wants everyone to know he is much better, as you can see by this photo here. He has farty pants real bad but other than that he's doing just fine.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Sleeping on the Quilt


Sleeping on the Quilt
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden Week 25:

Well this was the Worst Thanksgiving Ever. Brenden caught a stomach virus, probably the same one I had. He has vomited and had diarhea since Thursday night. He's better today; both of us are 'out sick' while I try to get him to eat normally.

Turkey day was a turkey because of his sickness, but I'm also real annoyed at a skydiver. I won't go into details - let's just say for the first time ever I had to ban someone from my home. [Extremely Crude Expletive Deleted] deserved it, however.

I hope everyone's Turkey Day was better than ours. The fried turkey came out real good, however.

Oh! One bit of good news about the stomach virus. I'm down to 158 pounds. Still, not my ideal way to lose weight.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

More Battlestar Blatherings


Mom's Comfy Lap
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I have avidly watched the show since I saw the miniseries. But I finally knew I was hooked in a gut-level way with the last episode aired:

The last episode brought the Galactica fleet in contact with another Battlestar, the Pegasus. Instead of protecting a large number of civilian survivors and trying to find a safe haven away from the Cylons, the Pegasus is on its own and hunting the Cylon fleet. Or so her commander, Admiral Cain, says.

At first the Galactica group is delighted to find more survivors, even if the commander of the Pegasus outranks Commander Adama and takes over. But we learn that Cain is off her rocker and has been sending the crew on suicide missions and shooting those who refuse her orders. The brutalized crew in itself has become extremely brutal. They discovered a human-looking Cylon aboard their ship (the same model as Baltar's Six) and systematically raped and tortured her - what the hell, she's only a toaster.

And this gave me pause - Cylons can suffer! They can love, apparently, and they can suffer as well! This poor woman -er, robot, experienced an enormous amount of pain, humiliation, and fear. Look, you can rape a toaster all day long (helpful handy tip: unplug it first) and it just won'tcare so there's more to the Cylons than just another malevolent Artificial Intelligence. We are way beyond Skynet and Colossus here. Of course, they could just be faking....

Anyway when Cain gets word of Galactica's pet Cylon (Boomer 2.0, or rather Sharon 2.0 - no one is calling her Boomer) she sends her interrogator to question the pregnant toaster - and consequently to subject her to the same brutality the Cylon aboard the Pegasus is experiencing.

This is what I find cool - early on in the series we hear some Cylons theorizing why they haven't been able to reproduce as their God has commanded them to do. Yeah, they have religion. They think it has something to do with love. At first that sounded silly, but with this episode it started to make sense to me.

Remember Tyrol and Helo, who are both highly confused because they fell in love with the same model but different individual Cylons. Neither of them can bear to look too closely at what they really feel, I mean they didn't *know* she was a Cylon and they spend time whupping up on each other out of both jealousy AND revulsion.

Then they hear what the Pegasus' interrogator is going to do with the pregant Sharon. Tyrol and Helo in the space of a half a second set aside their differences and confusion and go rescue her. I thought one of the best-acted scenes ever filmed for television was Tyrol trying to keep a very upset Helo as calm as possible as
subtly as possible as they both listened in horror to a goon from the Pegasus relate how he and every other man aboard her violated their Model Six.

Of course they are both now set to be executed by the commander of the Pegasus (her 'interrogator' and would-be rapist was killed in the ensuing scuffle - yay!). For Commander Adama this order is the last straw and he has declared mutiny against Cain. Gee, Adama - after all this do you think you're going to reexamine your son's mutiny against you? At least you forgave him.

Anyway, am I getting at something? The Cylons are the children of humanity - they consider humans to be brutality incarnate, with the ability to kill one another as the ultimate expression of what it means to be human. The Cylons have decided to eradicate humans ostensibly for this reason (just a little ironic there), yet they have deliberately manipulated the survivors so that they can learn how to spontaneously reproduce.

In other words they are developing Cylon models that can mate with humans and produce viable offspring. In the meantime I'm wondering if they are trying to inject some more positive human traits into their existence - things like love. They kinda got the brutality thing down.

January 6th - Season 2, Part 2! Apollo still has a stick up his ass, I bet.

Brenden's Cousin Aiden


Brenden's Cousin Aiden
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Aiden was born in Atlanta at about 12:30pm yesterday to Jon's brother and his wife, Joey and Erin Maynard.

10 pounds, 7 ounces. Erin got a C-section, thank the gods!

Joey has another child by a previous marriage but he never gets to see her, unfortunately.

But this is so cool - our generation is finally eking out families. I was afraid Brenden would have no one to whup up on at family gatherings!

Of course at that size Aiden might do the whuppin.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

B wants BSG season 1 for XMAS!


sigh
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Really, he told me he wants it! It's not for me, really!


Season 2 isn't as easy to bullet. Season 1 ended with the Galactica finding the 12 Colonies' home planet of Kobol. Laura AND Lee were in the hoosegow because of mutiny; Adama was mighty peeved about the whole thing and Starbuck was out gallavanting around in her hotwired Cylon Raider. She got back to Caprica, found the frammis to the hydrospan that Laura wanted, and got the living snot kicked out of her by a Model Six Cylon. She also found Helo and Boomer 2.0. Helo was trying to deal with Boomer's toaster ancestry and Starbuck wasn't dealing at all.

Boomer 1.0 had shot Adama in the belly right at the very end of season 1. So: season 2 bullets -


+ Colonel Tigh is in command. It goes as badly as you might think. Props to Tigh for knowing he's a shitty commander and desperately wanting Adama to get better.

+ Laura and Lee escape and head down to Kobol to look for some clues to Earth's location. Hilarity ensues.

+ Adama gets better but Boomer 1.0 is Jack Ruby-ed by a pissed-off shipmate so he can't ask her why.

+ Starbuck eventually has to deal because Boomer 2.0 rescues her and Helo and all 3 go back to the Galactica.

+ Hilarity *really* ensues when everyone gets a gander at Boomer 2.0. She is not blown out of an airlock (Laura's favorite method of Cylon removal) because both Starbuck and Helo vouch for her actions plus you know, she's knocked up.

+ Adama hates the way the fleet has been fractured by the "follow Laura" and "follow Adama" factions so he heads to Kobol to kiss and make up with Laura. They really do make a cute couple. Starbuck gives Laura the Frammis that open's Athena's tomb, where they find a huge honkin' map of Earth's location. So with Laura being vindicated everybody loves each other again. Hey, Apollo even mentions to Starbuck his love for her though it's kind of a fraternal admission. That didn't stop the Shipper fans from going nuts.

+ Except for Chief Tyrol and Helo, who are way totally confused about this Boomer business. They even get in a jealous fist fight even though technically they didn't date the same woman. Neither of them can look at what they feel too closely.

+ Lee is still a tight-ass, although his willingness to go against his commander (who is also his dad) to do what he thinks is right is an interesting wrinkle. Now if he could only get laid. And parade around in more towels.

+ Baltar is still a nutbag.

+ A few new human-looking Cylon models show up, including one who suspiciously looks like a blond Xena, Warrior Princess.

So most of season 2 was spent wrapping up season 1. More to follow.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Season 1 Recap (Spoilers Ahoy!)


BSG04_009
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here's a better cast photo. Left to right:
Adama, Roslin, Lee, Tigh, Starbuck, Tyrol, Boomer, Baltar, Model Six.


The first season is tough to sum up.

No it isn't!

+ Baltar is slowly going nuts, hounded by visions of the sexy Cylon (known as 'Six') whom he left back on Caprica (or ARE they visions?!!? dum-dum-DUM!!!!). He has been tasked with developing a method of discovering Cylons among the survivors. He also gets elected vice president and has sex with himself a lot. It's a long way from the 70's, isn't it?

+ Starbuck displays her ability to be a loser as well as survive as she manages to hotwire a Cylon fighter to escape from a planet she is forced to crash-land on. She then uses said fighter later on to jump back to Caprica to find something for President Roslin. Isn't that desertion, there, Kara?

+ Lee has a stick up his ass.

+ Commander Adama displays why he was put in command of an out-of-date starship by risking everyone while looking for Starbuck who crash-landed on a hostile planet.

+ Colonel Tigh drinks too much, finds his ex-wife among the survivors, then drinks too much. He snaps at Starbuck occasionally as well.

+ President Roslin, who has breast cancer, is slowly dying, and she thinks she has visions of Earth and is the Chosen One from some old prophecies. She gets in deep doo-doo with Adama after the Galactica fleet finds their home planet, Kobol.

+ Poor Boomer the Cylon keeps doing bad things but doesn't remember them. At least not until she a) blows up a Cylon base then b) shoots Commander Adama in the stomach. She's so confused!

+ So is Helo who is stuck on an irridated Caprica after he let Baltar have his place in a cargo ship (piloted by the Boomer Cylon). He hooks up with his very own copy of the Boomer Cylon. He doesn't *know* she's a Cylon and eventually they do the Naked Pretzel and his Cylon gets pregnant.

+ The Boomer Cylon aboard the Galactica, who is confused, is dating the flight deck chief (Tyrol - no callsign for him because he's just a tool-pushin' knuckle dragger) but they break up over the confusion (and orders from meany-head Colonel Tigh). Are you confused yet? Gods, _they_ are!

I think that hit all the major points of series 1. Did I mention Apollo (Lee Adama) has a stick up his ass? He got really steamed when Starbuck had sex with Baltar. Did I mention it's a long way from the 70's?

Let it roll, baby, roll!


good smile
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I love his smile!

Brenden is in a bouncy seat here. I set it up when I'm cooking in the kitchen or weight training in the dining room.

He has figured out rolling now and has rolled out of the living room into the kitchen on one memorable occasion. I spent the weekend getting a kick out of watching him laboriously roll into an obstacle, chew on the obstacle for a few minutes, then contort himself to try go get around it so he can continue rolling.

I set up his quilt with his favorite toys randomly scattered about. He has great fun, although I still haven't convinced him the cats aren't chew toys. The cats are actually too well-behaved to disabuse him of that notion, although I suspect that brand-new tooth of B's will eventually persuade them to defend themselves.

I weighed 161.4 this morning! w00t!

Dad and B getting warm


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here they are at the DZ getting toasty by the fire on a blustery Saturday afternoon. B of course was fascinated by the pretty flames. Oh, dear.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Galactica Cast


Galactica Cast
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I just found this from this kewl Galactica fan site.

From left to right: Bill Adama, Apollo, Starbuck, and Boomer. And yeah, Apollo is as tight-assed as this picture would suggest.

By Your Command


get that camera
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Okay here's something else to talk about:

I mentioned earlier that I have become addicted to Battlestar Galactica but didn't go into much detail other than I think the female Starbuck is the bee's knees. I should mention - Starbuck is her callsign. She is a Viper pilot and her real name is Kara Thrace. Apollo's real name is Lee Adama, son of Bill Adama the commander of the Galactica. I have no idea where Kara got her callsign. It's obvious with Lee - one of the season two eps involved Lee walking around in a towel. Let's just say that while I'm not that attracted to Jamie Bamber, he is more than welcome to parade around in a towel for the rest of the series' existence.

The miniseries was the setup: we see a little of the 12 Colonies, particularly Caprica. Mainly the action takes place aboard the Battlestar Galactica, an outdated space ship that once was used in the war against the Cylons, artificial intelligence that went to war against its creators but was driven off. Wait, it gets better. Really!

Now this ship is about to be decomissioned and turned into a museum. Aboard her is her commander, William Adama (Edward James Olmos - yay! He broods just as well here as he did on Miami Vice), and the XO (executive officer for you non-military pukes) Colonel Saul Tigh. His good points: he's fiercely loyal to Adama. His bad - he has no people skills plus he's an alcoholic.

Tigh's biggest thorn in his side is the aforementioned Starbuck, who is a hell of a pilot but not much on authority. The only thing that kept her from being a permanent fixture in the brig is her relationship (not *that* kind of relationship!) with Commander Adama.

Anyways, with the unwitting help of brilliant scientist Gaius Baltar, the Cylons launch an attack on all 12 colonies at once with nuclear weapons. Baltar, while being a genius and all that, tends to think with his man-tackle and he let gorgeous Cylon model 6 gain access to and cripple the defense mainframes. Baltar escapes from Caprica in an transport ship, piloted by Sharon Valerii (callsign Boomer) and Karl Agathon (callsign Helo). Helo stays behind on Caprica to allow Baltar to escape. The transport ship is part of the Galactica.

The rest of the fleet, by the way, is disabled by the infiltration of the mainframes by the Cylons. The one ship they can't disable is the Galactica which is based on older technology. The Galactica fights back and what remains of the 12 Colonies rallies around the old Battlestar. The only apparent survivor of the government is the Secretary of Education, Laura Roslin (the way-cool Mary McDonnell). She had been aboard the Galactica for the decomissioning ceremonies and was accompanied by Lee Adama (Apollo). She is sworn in as president of the colonies (take that, Geena Davis!) and convinces William Adama the best course of action is to scram, and find a place where the survivors can start making babies.

Adama uses the old myth of Earth, a 13th colony, to rally everyone's morale. He admits to the president he doesn't think Earth exists, but he has to give them something to hope for. They ostensibly start out to search for Earth.

Oh, yeah. After an encounter with a Cylon that looks human (only not as pretty as model 6), Adama is given a mysterious note explaining that there are 8 (or was that 12? I disremember) different human-looking Cylon models. What he doesn't know is who the other ones are. What's really bad is some of those models don't know they are Cylons, either. Like poor Boomer.

End of miniseries. Thank you sci-fi channel for picking up the series because it got better from here! So say we all.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Brenden at 23 Weeks


23 Weeks
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
El jefe is giving me the occasional fit. I'm pretty sure it's because during the day he's around a bunch of noisy, rambunctious little boys and when he's at home with me, it's too damn quiet. Guess I'll have to spend more time at the DZ.

Weight loss is going fine: I weighed in at 163.4 this morning. I have been weight training every other day and I have walked every day. So far, so good.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Bee Crying


Bee Crying
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I got nothin to say. I just wanted to show you this picture.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Brenden at 22 weeks


Brenden with his Lion
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I love this picture - click on it to see the larger one.

I forgot to mention that yesterday was the 2nd anniversary of this blog. It started out with my desperate obsession to lose weight. Here I am 35 pounds fatter (and in all fairness one pregancy later) and 2 years older.

I quit exercising but I have started up again. I have adjusted to not being able to do my old routines. I don't have that kind of time any more. Instead I am doing weights 3 times a week. The routines I'm using I can do around taking care of Brenden and take no longer than 30 minutes. If B needs me, I can always get back to it later.

The biggest problem was the cardio routine. I walk twice around a pond at work, which is roughly a two mile walk.

I have decided to try and lose weight at a rate of 5 pounds a month and by doing nothing fancier than not eating so doggone much. And since I am 41 and I've had a kid, I am going to accept the fact that I will never weigh 115 pounds again.

I'm shooting for just below 130, and I hope to just maintain after that. Just for reference: today I weighed 166. Ick.

So if I manage to stick to it, I should reach my goal sometime in June. We'll see. Excuse me, I gotta go walk around a bit.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Full Circle


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Letter to Brenden: Month 5

Holy crapoly. You're all ready 5 months old! You are maturing so fast it's scary. You can hold your bottle, you laugh and make all kinds of babbling noises, you are trying real hard to learn how to crawl, and you try to take the spoon from me when I'm feeding you. Some times you find your mouth but for now your attempts to put applesauce in your pie hole is a never ending delightful source of humor for me.

I hope you don't mind to discover that I laugh at you: right behind patience the most important virtue any parent absolutely needs to have is a good sense of humor. And even though I'm laughing that you managed to shove oatmeal up your nose, the sound of my laughing makes you laugh and smile, too. We have a lot of fun at meal times.

Your crawling is also a joy to behold, too. Soon you will be able to coordinate your four limbs and actually go faster than 5 inches an hour but for now that's fast enough.

You have hit all the 'milestones' that those stupid books talk about and then some. You are pretty advanced for your age. Hell, you weigh 18 1/2 pounds and are are about 27 inches long - I have seen many children twelve months of age who aren't that big yet.

This begs the question: why the Hell aren't you sleeping through the night yet? It's not a matter of food because you go from Midnight to 8 am without eating anything just fine. Sleep, dammit! Sleep from 8 pm to 4 am and have pity on your poor dad and I!

We love you honey.

Friday, November 04, 2005

King Air


King Air4
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
What is this photo about?

Well it's like this: Jon's business bought a King Air 90 3 years ago. It's a nice little plane: carries up to 13 jumpers to 14,000 feet in about 15 minutes.

Well my husband Jon is posing on the top of another King Air 90 which the business aquired for a song. Trouble is it is at airport A while our business is at airport B which is 30 miles away.

No problem! Fly it over, right? Well he bought it for a song because one of the engines in it is kerplunkt. Here he is getting ready to load it onto a flatbed which will be driven to the business airport which is occuring as I type.

I do believe the ultimate goal is to move an engine from the old airplane and get this new airplane up and running. Despite its dead engine it's in far better shape than the one we're using now.

Why do we jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Because there's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane!

B and Beer


BandBeer
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Helpful tip to all new moms: don't get cute and try to feed your kid solids if he's hungry and still getting most of his nourishment from formula/breastmilk.

I tried this and he started crying so hard he stopped breathing and turned a horrible shade of purple!

I got him out of his feeding chair and was thumping him on the back. He finally started wailing. Wailing is good in this case.

I made him a big bottle of formula which he greedily sucked down and I scrapped the rest of his meal.

I then tasted what I had been trying to feed him. The green beans may have tasted like ass, but the squash tastes like 3-week dead monkey ass!

The starchy veggies like carrots and sweet potatoes are fine, but from now on I'm going to cook the green veggies and mash them myself. Do you know what makes green beans palatable? Bacon, that's what! And I'll put a little butter in the broccoli and squash! And once he can handle spinach, we'll see about a dash of rice vinegar.

Oh, and see the pacifier in that photo? Brenden no longer uses one. We didn't make him stop - he just totally lost interest. He would rather chew on just about anything but a pacifier. Fine by me; that's one less habit I have to worry about breaking.

Of course, his classmates might look at him funny if he whips out his monkey and starts chewing away during recess but I'll deal with that when the time comes.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Got the red out


No More Redeye
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Much better!
For the record, Brenden likes:

Turkey
Chicken
Beef
Veal
Lamb
Oatmeal
Sweet Potatoes
Sweet Peas
Carrots

Brenden Doesn't like:
Green Beans

But then again the strained green beans taste like strained grass clippings.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Needs Visine


Needs Visine
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I like this photo but I really need to get the red out of his eyes.

Brenden is crawling! He crawls like a gutshot soldier trying to make it up a sand dune, but he is moving. I'm going to begin the babyproofing this weekend.

Volcano Day


volcanoday
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I managed to find a little time to upload some more vacation pictures in Flickr. I think the ones of Costa Rica are really good and the ones of St. John are boring. I am distressed that I can't find any pics of our first USVI vacation. Oh, well. I bet they are on one of the thousands of unlabelled CD-ROM's hanging around the house.

I still have a bunch of Costa Rica shots to sort through, plus a bunch from Oklahoma. My goal this month is to max my storage limit on Flickr.