Huge, theatrical sigh. While as a states rights advocate I can't blame the court for not wanting to hear the case, it really is annoying that this is a law here in Alabamastan. We have a problem here with state funds, and some busybody lawmaker is worried that someone is going to buy an artificial vagina.

So if you live here and are absolutely jonesing for a fake johnson, you will be reduced to buying it mail order. So much for some small businesses and the jobs and revenue they generate.