Meow.

Vasquez: Mom was uninspired and said us cats should write a bit for her blog. Can I have some food?

Big Fat Kitty: Ooooh! What's that?

Vasquez:I'm sure there's some food around here. Oh, wait, my fur needs washing. *sluuuurp* *sluuuurp* *sluuuuuuurp* *sluuuurp*

Big Fat Kitty: Oh, look! A glass with something in it! *Tink* *tink* *crash!* (sniff)(sniff) kool-ade, I think. Oooh, It made the carpet pink! Hey, Vasquez, your fur needs washing! *sluuuurp* *sluuuurp* *sluuuuuuurp* *sluuuurp*

Vasquez: Get off! Dammit, fatass, let go of my head! I'll wash my own ears, dammit!

Big Fat Kitty You are *no* fun!

Vasquez: What? *sluuuurp* *sluuuurp* *sluuuuuuurp* *sluuuurp*

Big Fat Kitty: I said 'You are no' - oooooooooh! What's that? Yay! Toilet paper!!! *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred**shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shred* *shreddity* *shreddity* *shred* *shred* *shred* *toss!*

Vasquez: What? *sluuuurp* *sluuuurp* *sluuuuuuurp* *sluuuurp*