Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Very Happy


Very happy
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 6 months and 3 weeks. I think he's teething again, although I can't see anything new in his mouth. I have to be careful about sticking my fingers in there because he has a pretty strong bite now with his 2 lower teeth.

Anyway, we had a terrific Christmas. B got a bunch of loot of course.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Trying to Crawl


Crawling 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Merry Christmas, everybody! Brenden can only rock back and forth, and he showed me how happy he was that I broke his concentration as he practiced.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Presents


Presents
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden says "thank you!" to his Abuela and Grandpa for the noisy toys. He especially loves hammering on the keyboard.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Poo boy


6Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I think Heather's poop stories are the best. This one caused a coworker to come running into my cubicle because I sounded like I was choking to death.

Speaking of poop, Shayne told me she accidentally let one of Brenden's legs go when she was changing a particularly well-filled diaper yesterday. Yep, you guessed it. He stuck his bootied foot into the diaper and started flinging poo all around the room. Shayne reacted by accidentally letting the OTHER foot go, and poo went everywhere until she summoned enough courage to catch his poo-covered feet. Hey, it happened to me once. Now I hogtie him before changing a poo diaper. OK, not really, but I do get a deathgrip on his ankles.

Hey, get got on all fours yesterday! He can only rock back and forth, but I bet he'll be doing a real crawl in a few weeks! God help us all.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Cute Pooky


Cute Pooky
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
This post is in response to Alan's comment:

Yes, my mom's cat Tildy lived until about 20 - 21 years of age, and my sweet kitty Vasquez (pictured here) is 19. Cats live to long ages in my family for some reason. Probably because we spoil the hell out of them.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Sandy, B and Ralph


Sandy, B and Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I posted this before but here's a better perspective on just how big, fat, and hairy a Norwegian swamp kitty could get.

Ralph


Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Ileana told us that Ralph the Norwegian Swamp kitty passed away last Friday at the ripe age of 19. I believe that's 133 in cat years. I should live so long.

His big fat hairy presence will be missed by all who knew him.

Monday, December 19, 2005

6 and 1/2


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Yeah I'm a slacker. I told you that Civ 4 would cause me to disappear. As you can see by Brenden's face he's none too thrilled, either.

His Royal Majesty is learning how to sleep through the night the hard way. Yes, we are not catering to his every whim at 2 in the morning any more. I make sure he's okay and not swimming in a soiled diaper, then I leave him alone to howl.

That does suck. He complains - where's my bottle? Where's my hug? I want to play, dammit!

On the other hand, he slept through the night last night so maybe the pediatrician is right: he was only getting up because we were letting him get up.

Now I need to train myself to sleep through the night. I don't remember how.

PS: Brenden has 2 teeth now. Wish I could get a photo.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Playa de Isla Verde


Playa de Isla Verde
Originally uploaded by Markus Masataka.
Letter to Brenden Month 6

Sorry, B; I'm a wee bit late with this letter. Blame your father. He bought me Civilization IV, 4th in a series of Sid Meier games that have helped me waste more time than anything else in existence. Yes, I'm including television.

So what shall I talk about this month? Well, at your 6 month check-up you weighed 18 1/2 pounds - I think you would have weighed more if it wasn't for that stomach virus you got at Thanksgiving. You took your immunization shots well even though you were a little cranky during the rest of the day. The doc told me you shouldn't eat at night any more - to feed you water instead and to make sure I brush your one little tooth.

So now I gotta start ignoring you at night so you can learn to 'self soothe'. Oy! Easier said than done.

Instead of reiterating all the things you have done in the past month (the neatest of which is your desire to play peek-a-boo constantly) I'll regale you with boring moments from my own childhood.

I have few memories of before Puerto Rico - I can't remember much of Missouri at all. So few I wonder if they are memories. But then again we moved to P.R. when I was three years old. My first memory from there was my mom teaching me to say 'buenas noches'. We were in a hotel, I think.

I have said before in my blog: my memory is not linear so forgive me if I jump around.

We first lived in a small place in Rio Piedras. I remember I buried a model airplane somewhere and I was never able to find it again. I still have dreams about searching for it. How's that for messed up? We lived somewhere else after that. Parkville? Park Place? Or was that the name of the school? I recall going to Kindergarten a while there. I remember an easter egg hunt at that school and finding a candy necklace. I also remember reading ahead in a 'See Spot Run' book despite our teacher telling us not to. I remember an argument some boys had about whether playing with a girl made you a 'sissy' or a 'tomboy'. (Fact: I was a tomboy, but my boy friends were *not* sissies!)

Most of what I remember is from when we lived in Isla Verde, in an apartment building along the beach (creatively titled Beach Tower). This area was high tourist. The apartment building was 'L' shaped, with one side of the building paralelling the ocean. We lived on the 10th floor facing the ocean. If you walked along the beach you would eventually walk past big hotels. If you walked in the other direction, however, the first thing you would run into was a walled cemetary. I loved playing on the rocks near the ocean near the beginning of the wall. During winter time when the seas were rougher more of the rocks would appear. By summer the sand would have covered them up again. I remember being totally fascinated by this phenomenon. Near the apartment building was a big tree that I climbed once but got stuck. I think my dad got me down. I eventually got the hang of climbing and I got particularly adept at climbing palm trees.

I remember a swimming pool shaped like a tennis raquet. Where was this? I think it was some sort of country club type deal but I don't remember much else. I remember a gift shop there and walking around in it with a wet swimsuit on. WTF? Is that a random memory or what?

I remember several movie theaters - most movies were in English with Spanish subtitles. Many T.V. shows were dubbed in spanish but some, particularly those shown in prime time, had a simulcast over FM radio of the english soundtrack. I recall this huge theater with a balcony section where I saw such great movies as Dirty Harry and Jaws. I think it was the same theater. I also remember seeing Midway, Blazing Saddles, Two Minute Warning, and Earthquake (in Sensurround!). Astute movie geeks will note that quite a few of those movies listed had Chuck Heston in them. I was totally bummed when he bit it at the end of Earthquake.

I went to grade school at a private English School (San Juan School By the Sea, and yes, it was by the sea). I think I went to Kindegarten there, too. We stayed there until we moved back to the states when I was 13 (in 1977). I hate the fact that I resisted learning Spanish. What was I thinking? Knowing two languages is a valuable skill. Considering how many Spanish speaking people live in the U.S. that skill would be twice as valuable.

But I digress: near the end there I never went out to play; I just stayed indoors and read and watched T.V. The apartment building put a fence between the building and the ocean, and paved a lot of the area in between. This will probably happen to you too, Brenden: you will look back at parts of your childhood and wonder why the hell you didn't appreciate what you had when you had it because eventually you will lose it.

I'll wrap it up here. This random sampling of memories doesn't even come close to describing that time in my life. I'm sure I'll eventually bore you with more.

Oh, crap. I'm such a non-reflective person that when I start digging at memories I get surprised when they flood in on me.

Monday, December 05, 2005

6 Silly Months


6 Silly Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 26 Weeks

Heh heh. I love this face.

Dang, I can't believe tomorrow he'll be 6 months old. He's trying so hard to crawl. He can lift himself to the crawl position, but he isn't coordinated enough to actually crawl. He can get around, however. He still hasn't figured out how to roll over a pillow, so I have pillows stationed wherever I don't want him to go. I hope this will last until I get off my fat butt and buy some gates.

I need some with cat flaps, however.

Speaking of my fat butt: I'm down to 156.2 pounds, well below my target for November of 160. Therefore my target for the end of December is 150 pounds. I can all ready tell a difference. Woo-hoo!

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bouncy Fun


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden wants everyone to know he is much better, as you can see by this photo here. He has farty pants real bad but other than that he's doing just fine.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Sleeping on the Quilt


Sleeping on the Quilt
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden Week 25:

Well this was the Worst Thanksgiving Ever. Brenden caught a stomach virus, probably the same one I had. He has vomited and had diarhea since Thursday night. He's better today; both of us are 'out sick' while I try to get him to eat normally.

Turkey day was a turkey because of his sickness, but I'm also real annoyed at a skydiver. I won't go into details - let's just say for the first time ever I had to ban someone from my home. [Extremely Crude Expletive Deleted] deserved it, however.

I hope everyone's Turkey Day was better than ours. The fried turkey came out real good, however.

Oh! One bit of good news about the stomach virus. I'm down to 158 pounds. Still, not my ideal way to lose weight.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

More Battlestar Blatherings


Mom's Comfy Lap
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I have avidly watched the show since I saw the miniseries. But I finally knew I was hooked in a gut-level way with the last episode aired:

The last episode brought the Galactica fleet in contact with another Battlestar, the Pegasus. Instead of protecting a large number of civilian survivors and trying to find a safe haven away from the Cylons, the Pegasus is on its own and hunting the Cylon fleet. Or so her commander, Admiral Cain, says.

At first the Galactica group is delighted to find more survivors, even if the commander of the Pegasus outranks Commander Adama and takes over. But we learn that Cain is off her rocker and has been sending the crew on suicide missions and shooting those who refuse her orders. The brutalized crew in itself has become extremely brutal. They discovered a human-looking Cylon aboard their ship (the same model as Baltar's Six) and systematically raped and tortured her - what the hell, she's only a toaster.

And this gave me pause - Cylons can suffer! They can love, apparently, and they can suffer as well! This poor woman -er, robot, experienced an enormous amount of pain, humiliation, and fear. Look, you can rape a toaster all day long (helpful handy tip: unplug it first) and it just won'tcare so there's more to the Cylons than just another malevolent Artificial Intelligence. We are way beyond Skynet and Colossus here. Of course, they could just be faking....

Anyway when Cain gets word of Galactica's pet Cylon (Boomer 2.0, or rather Sharon 2.0 - no one is calling her Boomer) she sends her interrogator to question the pregnant toaster - and consequently to subject her to the same brutality the Cylon aboard the Pegasus is experiencing.

This is what I find cool - early on in the series we hear some Cylons theorizing why they haven't been able to reproduce as their God has commanded them to do. Yeah, they have religion. They think it has something to do with love. At first that sounded silly, but with this episode it started to make sense to me.

Remember Tyrol and Helo, who are both highly confused because they fell in love with the same model but different individual Cylons. Neither of them can bear to look too closely at what they really feel, I mean they didn't *know* she was a Cylon and they spend time whupping up on each other out of both jealousy AND revulsion.

Then they hear what the Pegasus' interrogator is going to do with the pregant Sharon. Tyrol and Helo in the space of a half a second set aside their differences and confusion and go rescue her. I thought one of the best-acted scenes ever filmed for television was Tyrol trying to keep a very upset Helo as calm as possible as
subtly as possible as they both listened in horror to a goon from the Pegasus relate how he and every other man aboard her violated their Model Six.

Of course they are both now set to be executed by the commander of the Pegasus (her 'interrogator' and would-be rapist was killed in the ensuing scuffle - yay!). For Commander Adama this order is the last straw and he has declared mutiny against Cain. Gee, Adama - after all this do you think you're going to reexamine your son's mutiny against you? At least you forgave him.

Anyway, am I getting at something? The Cylons are the children of humanity - they consider humans to be brutality incarnate, with the ability to kill one another as the ultimate expression of what it means to be human. The Cylons have decided to eradicate humans ostensibly for this reason (just a little ironic there), yet they have deliberately manipulated the survivors so that they can learn how to spontaneously reproduce.

In other words they are developing Cylon models that can mate with humans and produce viable offspring. In the meantime I'm wondering if they are trying to inject some more positive human traits into their existence - things like love. They kinda got the brutality thing down.

January 6th - Season 2, Part 2! Apollo still has a stick up his ass, I bet.

Brenden's Cousin Aiden


Brenden's Cousin Aiden
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Aiden was born in Atlanta at about 12:30pm yesterday to Jon's brother and his wife, Joey and Erin Maynard.

10 pounds, 7 ounces. Erin got a C-section, thank the gods!

Joey has another child by a previous marriage but he never gets to see her, unfortunately.

But this is so cool - our generation is finally eking out families. I was afraid Brenden would have no one to whup up on at family gatherings!

Of course at that size Aiden might do the whuppin.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

B wants BSG season 1 for XMAS!


sigh
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Really, he told me he wants it! It's not for me, really!


Season 2 isn't as easy to bullet. Season 1 ended with the Galactica finding the 12 Colonies' home planet of Kobol. Laura AND Lee were in the hoosegow because of mutiny; Adama was mighty peeved about the whole thing and Starbuck was out gallavanting around in her hotwired Cylon Raider. She got back to Caprica, found the frammis to the hydrospan that Laura wanted, and got the living snot kicked out of her by a Model Six Cylon. She also found Helo and Boomer 2.0. Helo was trying to deal with Boomer's toaster ancestry and Starbuck wasn't dealing at all.

Boomer 1.0 had shot Adama in the belly right at the very end of season 1. So: season 2 bullets -


+ Colonel Tigh is in command. It goes as badly as you might think. Props to Tigh for knowing he's a shitty commander and desperately wanting Adama to get better.

+ Laura and Lee escape and head down to Kobol to look for some clues to Earth's location. Hilarity ensues.

+ Adama gets better but Boomer 1.0 is Jack Ruby-ed by a pissed-off shipmate so he can't ask her why.

+ Starbuck eventually has to deal because Boomer 2.0 rescues her and Helo and all 3 go back to the Galactica.

+ Hilarity *really* ensues when everyone gets a gander at Boomer 2.0. She is not blown out of an airlock (Laura's favorite method of Cylon removal) because both Starbuck and Helo vouch for her actions plus you know, she's knocked up.

+ Adama hates the way the fleet has been fractured by the "follow Laura" and "follow Adama" factions so he heads to Kobol to kiss and make up with Laura. They really do make a cute couple. Starbuck gives Laura the Frammis that open's Athena's tomb, where they find a huge honkin' map of Earth's location. So with Laura being vindicated everybody loves each other again. Hey, Apollo even mentions to Starbuck his love for her though it's kind of a fraternal admission. That didn't stop the Shipper fans from going nuts.

+ Except for Chief Tyrol and Helo, who are way totally confused about this Boomer business. They even get in a jealous fist fight even though technically they didn't date the same woman. Neither of them can look at what they feel too closely.

+ Lee is still a tight-ass, although his willingness to go against his commander (who is also his dad) to do what he thinks is right is an interesting wrinkle. Now if he could only get laid. And parade around in more towels.

+ Baltar is still a nutbag.

+ A few new human-looking Cylon models show up, including one who suspiciously looks like a blond Xena, Warrior Princess.

So most of season 2 was spent wrapping up season 1. More to follow.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Season 1 Recap (Spoilers Ahoy!)


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here's a better cast photo. Left to right:
Adama, Roslin, Lee, Tigh, Starbuck, Tyrol, Boomer, Baltar, Model Six.


The first season is tough to sum up.

No it isn't!

+ Baltar is slowly going nuts, hounded by visions of the sexy Cylon (known as 'Six') whom he left back on Caprica (or ARE they visions?!!? dum-dum-DUM!!!!). He has been tasked with developing a method of discovering Cylons among the survivors. He also gets elected vice president and has sex with himself a lot. It's a long way from the 70's, isn't it?

+ Starbuck displays her ability to be a loser as well as survive as she manages to hotwire a Cylon fighter to escape from a planet she is forced to crash-land on. She then uses said fighter later on to jump back to Caprica to find something for President Roslin. Isn't that desertion, there, Kara?

+ Lee has a stick up his ass.

+ Commander Adama displays why he was put in command of an out-of-date starship by risking everyone while looking for Starbuck who crash-landed on a hostile planet.

+ Colonel Tigh drinks too much, finds his ex-wife among the survivors, then drinks too much. He snaps at Starbuck occasionally as well.

+ President Roslin, who has breast cancer, is slowly dying, and she thinks she has visions of Earth and is the Chosen One from some old prophecies. She gets in deep doo-doo with Adama after the Galactica fleet finds their home planet, Kobol.

+ Poor Boomer the Cylon keeps doing bad things but doesn't remember them. At least not until she a) blows up a Cylon base then b) shoots Commander Adama in the stomach. She's so confused!

+ So is Helo who is stuck on an irridated Caprica after he let Baltar have his place in a cargo ship (piloted by the Boomer Cylon). He hooks up with his very own copy of the Boomer Cylon. He doesn't *know* she's a Cylon and eventually they do the Naked Pretzel and his Cylon gets pregnant.

+ The Boomer Cylon aboard the Galactica, who is confused, is dating the flight deck chief (Tyrol - no callsign for him because he's just a tool-pushin' knuckle dragger) but they break up over the confusion (and orders from meany-head Colonel Tigh). Are you confused yet? Gods, _they_ are!

I think that hit all the major points of series 1. Did I mention Apollo (Lee Adama) has a stick up his ass? He got really steamed when Starbuck had sex with Baltar. Did I mention it's a long way from the 70's?

Let it roll, baby, roll!


good smile
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I love his smile!

Brenden is in a bouncy seat here. I set it up when I'm cooking in the kitchen or weight training in the dining room.

He has figured out rolling now and has rolled out of the living room into the kitchen on one memorable occasion. I spent the weekend getting a kick out of watching him laboriously roll into an obstacle, chew on the obstacle for a few minutes, then contort himself to try go get around it so he can continue rolling.

I set up his quilt with his favorite toys randomly scattered about. He has great fun, although I still haven't convinced him the cats aren't chew toys. The cats are actually too well-behaved to disabuse him of that notion, although I suspect that brand-new tooth of B's will eventually persuade them to defend themselves.

I weighed 161.4 this morning! w00t!

Dad and B getting warm


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here they are at the DZ getting toasty by the fire on a blustery Saturday afternoon. B of course was fascinated by the pretty flames. Oh, dear.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Galactica Cast


Galactica Cast
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I just found this from this kewl Galactica fan site.

From left to right: Bill Adama, Apollo, Starbuck, and Boomer. And yeah, Apollo is as tight-assed as this picture would suggest.

By Your Command


get that camera
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Okay here's something else to talk about:

I mentioned earlier that I have become addicted to Battlestar Galactica but didn't go into much detail other than I think the female Starbuck is the bee's knees. I should mention - Starbuck is her callsign. She is a Viper pilot and her real name is Kara Thrace. Apollo's real name is Lee Adama, son of Bill Adama the commander of the Galactica. I have no idea where Kara got her callsign. It's obvious with Lee - one of the season two eps involved Lee walking around in a towel. Let's just say that while I'm not that attracted to Jamie Bamber, he is more than welcome to parade around in a towel for the rest of the series' existence.

The miniseries was the setup: we see a little of the 12 Colonies, particularly Caprica. Mainly the action takes place aboard the Battlestar Galactica, an outdated space ship that once was used in the war against the Cylons, artificial intelligence that went to war against its creators but was driven off. Wait, it gets better. Really!

Now this ship is about to be decomissioned and turned into a museum. Aboard her is her commander, William Adama (Edward James Olmos - yay! He broods just as well here as he did on Miami Vice), and the XO (executive officer for you non-military pukes) Colonel Saul Tigh. His good points: he's fiercely loyal to Adama. His bad - he has no people skills plus he's an alcoholic.

Tigh's biggest thorn in his side is the aforementioned Starbuck, who is a hell of a pilot but not much on authority. The only thing that kept her from being a permanent fixture in the brig is her relationship (not *that* kind of relationship!) with Commander Adama.

Anyways, with the unwitting help of brilliant scientist Gaius Baltar, the Cylons launch an attack on all 12 colonies at once with nuclear weapons. Baltar, while being a genius and all that, tends to think with his man-tackle and he let gorgeous Cylon model 6 gain access to and cripple the defense mainframes. Baltar escapes from Caprica in an transport ship, piloted by Sharon Valerii (callsign Boomer) and Karl Agathon (callsign Helo). Helo stays behind on Caprica to allow Baltar to escape. The transport ship is part of the Galactica.

The rest of the fleet, by the way, is disabled by the infiltration of the mainframes by the Cylons. The one ship they can't disable is the Galactica which is based on older technology. The Galactica fights back and what remains of the 12 Colonies rallies around the old Battlestar. The only apparent survivor of the government is the Secretary of Education, Laura Roslin (the way-cool Mary McDonnell). She had been aboard the Galactica for the decomissioning ceremonies and was accompanied by Lee Adama (Apollo). She is sworn in as president of the colonies (take that, Geena Davis!) and convinces William Adama the best course of action is to scram, and find a place where the survivors can start making babies.

Adama uses the old myth of Earth, a 13th colony, to rally everyone's morale. He admits to the president he doesn't think Earth exists, but he has to give them something to hope for. They ostensibly start out to search for Earth.

Oh, yeah. After an encounter with a Cylon that looks human (only not as pretty as model 6), Adama is given a mysterious note explaining that there are 8 (or was that 12? I disremember) different human-looking Cylon models. What he doesn't know is who the other ones are. What's really bad is some of those models don't know they are Cylons, either. Like poor Boomer.

End of miniseries. Thank you sci-fi channel for picking up the series because it got better from here! So say we all.