Friday, June 09, 2006

Very Tasty


Very Tasty
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here's Brenden enjoying his birthday cake. We enjoyed it too. Still not inspired. My brain resembles overcooked tapioca because I'm trying to fire an event from an MFC application where the interface container is derived from CCmdTarget and not COleControl like any sane rational human being would have coded.

In the desperate attempt not to get Dooced, I shall stop here.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

1 Year Old


AtMoms
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy Birthday, Brenden! One year ago today your mother was goofed up on Demerol and doesn't remember much except the look on your little newborn face when she first met you. You looked a little confused.

12 Months later you are a healthy, massively rambunctious little toddler. Please don't be too rough on your Grandma today, OK? I'll write more when I feel a little more inspired.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Fuzzy B


FuzzyB
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.

Brenden and I spent Memorial Day (and most of the weekend) with ourselves. We went shopping Saturday morning because I had to make chicken gumbo for a party at the DZ Saturday night. I have no idea if it tasted good because my sinus infection was raging again and the only thing that tasted good to me were those cheap icy-pops that Wal-Mart sells by the gross for $1.99. Plus, while I was making the roux, I didn't let it get dark enough because Brenden was standing at the kitchen gate wailing for my attention so instead of a nice chocolate brown the gumbo was an ocean-scum color. People told me afterwards that it tasted good but I think they were being polite.

Saturday wasn't all about cooking - I cleaned as well namely the pool. The pool store sold me a 50 pound bag of baking soda because the water was becoming acidic. I also bought Brenden yet another kiddie pool because he could easily collapse the walls on the one I bought for him previously. We went swimming in the big pool too, which is a quite enjoyable 86 degrees now. Brenden hates me when I take him back into the house but I'm on antibiotics and they all have vociferous warnings about sunlight overexposure. Both B and I were glopped with Sunblock 6000, but that crap washes off. Neither of us is burned, which is good because I tend to let Brenden skinny dip and I'd hate for him to have a burned willy.

Despite the relatively late hour, Brenden and I went to the DZ with the vomitous looking gumbo around 6pm and Brenden walked around the tarmac in front of the hangar and I followed until I got tired. I took him home a couple of hours later and we fought about him going to sleep. Fighting over sleep isn't as bad as it sounds, it consists of me putting him in his crib and walking away. He protests for about a minute then he finally concedes that he is indeed tired and falls asleep, on his belly but his knees pulled up so his butt is in the air. Mom told me I used to sleep like that.

We also encountered Miranda and Jason's daughter, Emma Cate, who was born 5 weeks after Brenden. She is as tall, but with super long legs whereas Brenden has these cute little legs with a long torso. She's standing up pretty well but not walking. It's tough judging Brenden's demeanor until I see him with other kids. Brenden seems to be more introverted (uh-oh). I have never seen him try to take anything from another kid (though he'll wrestle with me for the remote all the time). Emma tried to take a toy away from him (her mom stopped and admonished her). What interested me most was when Emma pushed him aside (he was sitting and toppled over) to get at a toy (it wasn't a deliberate push - he was just in the way). Brenden started crying, which I found odd - the cat could push him over incedentally, he could bonk his head off the ground, and he will laugh about it (and tackle the cat). I can't fathom his reaction to Emma. Did she scare him?

Sunday and Mondays were mirrors of Saturday with no Gumbo: playing, a little walking outside, a lot of pool time, and some dancing. Yeah, he's dancing! Well, he likes to play a song on one of his toys, then he'll look at me - if I smile and start clapping, he'll laugh, stand up, and clap and bend his knees up and down. It's awful cute.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Happy Couple


The Happy Couple
Originally uploaded by nheiges.
This past weekend I made it to my friend Alan's wedding. I'm so glad I made it but I totally hosed up by not taking a day off on Monday. I hosed that up because I simply don't have any vacation time left. Piss poor planning on my part. I also messed up by leaving my camera at mom's so I will have to rip off other people's photos for any blog entries (thanks, Nancy!).

I did snap some photos of my mom's place, which I shall post as soon as I find the time. Mom was happy to see Brenden and B did remarkably well there even though he tried to dig up some plants and bust open a bottle of wine. He only ate a few rocks and woodchips as well as a little dirt. Mom fed him cheese so he decided she was cool.

As for the wedding - it was pretty spiffy. I was nervous as I always am in a social situation where I don't really know anyone (everyone I did know was in the wedding party). Alan's mom remembered me even though we hadn't seen each other since Alan and I were in college together. The first time I got to see Helly she was walking down the aisle and I must say she chose a very beautiful and elegant wedding dress. She walked down the aisle to a cover of "Kashmir" which was different. She also chose elegant looking dresses for her 2 bridesmaids - the dresses had sleeves and no butt bows which I think is a first in recorded history (not true I kid! - the dresses Nancy had for her wedding were nice, too). The gents wore tuxes, but the sharpest dressed there was Lachelle, who was one of Alan's groomspersons. Somebody better post pics!

I was amused by how many people greeted me with "oh, yeah! The skydiver!" when I introduced myself as Alan's friend. I was totally flattered, however, by the people who knew me from reading my blog (hi, Mikey!).

The food was tasty and the Guinness was cold and I got to exchange maybe 4 words with Helly. I feel really bad I didn't stay longer, but then again I'm happy I made the effort to go. It would have been easy to make an "I'm too busy" excuse. As Alan pointed out, Alan, Mark (and Nancy), and I made it to each other's weddings. "The circle is complete".

Congratulations many times over, Alan and Helly. I will do my best to get back over there soon so I can spend some real time with my old (and new) friends.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Letter to Brenden Month 11


GoofyB
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
You are almost a year old and you have done more leaping development in the last month. You walk just fine now - you rarely fall down unless you come across an uneven surface. When we were at your grandparents' place we really enjoyed watching you navigate over the threshold of a door (very carefully). Ilu is highly impressed that you don't want to hold someone's hand while you walk.

You can do some limited sorting - you can put a round toy into a round hole - you can't handle anything with corners yet. I get thrilled though when I demonstrate something to you and you try to do it - this mostly concerns putting something into something else. You also like to play with my hairbrush and try to brush my hair, or yours, or the cat's. Sometimes you like to try to put the hairbrush in my mouth or in the cat's butt. Fortunately you haven't succeeded on either count.

Your love of water amuses us all. I can let you play in the bathtub forever and you would stay. I wish the pool were warmer. I am going to get you a kiddie pool for your birthday.

You like to clap your hands and shake your head. When you first shook your head, your dad and I were a little freaked until I read that kids just like to do that because it feels neat. I would write about something else you do that feels neat when I change your diaper but I don't want to duly embarrass you when you finally get old enough to read this. You clap your hands because of that freakin' Baby Tad sing-along doll that sings "when you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."

You don't really say anything resembling english yet, although sometimes you will repeat 'mama' or 'dada' if we say it first.

Oh, yeah. You are ticklish. You poor child! Don't tell anybody.

My Family


family
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday Bill Paxton,
Happy birthday to you!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Waiting for Breakfast


Waiting for Breakfast
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
We're back from Oklahoma, where I had no internet access and watched far less TV than I normally do. We were going to take the Cessna, but bad weather forced us to drive. It's a ten-hour trip and Brenden was surprisingly good. He fussed some but he had no breakdowns.

Dad and Ilu's place is pretty much finished except some work in the kitchen. It is gorgeous, and the best part of the trip for me was sitting on the porch in the back yard and listening to the birds twitter. It was cold, which was a surprise.

Brenden had a great time when he discovered the dog's water bowl. He loved splashing it all over the place. When he got wet, I would strip him down to nothing and keep filling the bowl for him to splash. He actually tried to sit in it which promted us to buy him a little kiddie pool. The kid is part polar bear, I swear! He sat in that damn thing until he shivered but he loved being in the water. I'm thinking of buying him a little pool here for when I don't want to get wet.

Jon and I took dad's 4-wheelers up the side of a mountain (what passes for a mountain in Oklahoma that is). Scary but fun! I have to thank Dad and Ileana both for putting up with us, as well as Brenden's 2am crying sessions.

I owe a letter to Brenden, which I shall get to soon. I have a busy catch-up week.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Best Friends


Best Friends
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Just a quick note - B, Jon and I are heading to Oklahoma for vacation for the next week. I'll be sure to take lots of bad photos!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Hello!


Hello!
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Monkey-boy smells pretty good. When his diaper isn't loaded, that is.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Random Non-sequitur Photo


Old Junk
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
The Revenge of the Sinus Infection

I wrote a few months back about having a bad sinus infection. It has not cleared up all the way, and I wonder how long I have actually had it. I'm beginning to think I have had sinus problems since before Brenden was born.

Why? Because I finally talked to a doctor about it yesterday, when I went in about my sinuses again. Apparently a symptom for a chronic infection is a loss of a sense of smell. I told my doctor that my ability to smell has become completely null, and I know this because I can put my nose in close proximity to one of Brenden's messier diapers and can't get even a faint whiff. In the meantime my husband, who is in the other room, is making gagging noises from the odor.

If I had to lose one of my five senses, smell would be my choice but I sure do miss it. Is there anything better than the smell of fresh garlic and onions being sauteed in olive oil? And many women have come up to Brenden and just stuck their noses in his hair, breathed deeply, and sighed: "I just love the way babies smell!"

I wouldn't know, I have never smelled him.

I can't smell cut grass, the cat's fur, or a burning candle. I can't smell anything I'm cooking, and that means I can't really taste it either. Of all things it makes me feel lonely.

So self-pity aside, I honestly thought I was losing my ability to smell because of my age. Now it looks like it is the infection, which means there's a cure (hooray!). The doctor prescribed me a more aggressive antibiotic treatment, along with a gentle decongestand, an orally ingested steroid (Prednisone, natch) and Rhiniocort, a corticosteroid. The latter I'm already taking (in the form of Nasonex). He said if it doesn't clear up this time he's going to refer me to a specialist.

The good news is this morning, I got into my car and realized it smelled like cold Burger King onion rings (Why? I don't eat those). I got to work, made a cup of coffee, and remembered how atrocious the coffee is at work because it smells like burnt ass. I put some Tropical Coconut lotion on my hands and I can smell it!

I'm already planning to cook something for dinner that requires me to saute garlic and onions, and I'm really looking forward to smelling Brenden. Even if his diaper is dirty.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Nothing to do with Monkey-Boy


Monday 24
Originally uploaded by Tiffany Velez.
This post has nothing to do with Brenden. I've written almost exclusively about my son since he was born, and then there were those 9 months that I was pregnant. I think it's time I diversify.

Here's my review of An Unfinished Life. Every once in a while the Cinemablend review staff will have screeners available for review. I always volunteer for screeners - free movies! Plus you never know you might get something good. Like a copy of a movie with your favorite redhead.

Except for one offhand comment about his royal hotness, I didn't make much mention of his role in the movie. It was a small role, and he played an abusive piece of white trash. I was happy when Robert Redford kicked him in the nuts, and I was kind of hoping the bear would come along and eat him. Still, it was nice to see him in a relatively new movie.

My viewing habits are shifting towards tv shows lately. Since Battlestar Galactica won't be back with new shows until November, the Sci-Fi channel is showing Doctor Who in its place. I haven't watched the show since the Tom Baker / Peter Davison days. Thanks to CGI and a bit better budget, this time around the good doctor's special effects are a whole new class of cheese. I'm sorry Chris Eccleston only played the Doctor for one season, because he did a super job. He brings the doctor's cheerfulness to the right pitch - just a tad on the manic side.

We finally broke down and are now subscribing to HBO simply because I didn't want to wait two frackin' years for the last season of The Sopranos to come out on DVD. I still don't like anyone on the show, well not totally, but anything mob-related is like catnip to me.

The good thing about this show is that the mob guys are such evil idiots. Unfortunately just about everyone else (FBI, non-mob bystanders, Tony's family) are idiots as well.

We're still watching 24 even though it went way beyond silly a long time ago. I accept it for what it is and it's an enjoyable way to spend a Monday. I applaud Fox for deciding to run the show on uniterrupted consecutive weeks. Now if only the folks responsible for Lost would do the same.

This season I'm suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder because every character I ever liked (except 2) has been killed off. Everyone has Dead Pools, and it's not a matter of who will die, it's how soon.

And then of course there's American Idol. The great fun of the evening is trying to guess how drunk/stoned Paula Abdul is. It's fun to make snarky comments about the contestants but sometimes getting through the show can be a real chore. Thank goodness for my TiVo remote.

Television Without Pity recaps AI and the poor bastard that has to write those recaps must be suffering from brain damage. His recaps have an almost hallucinatory, stream-of-conciousness quality to them. I was dismayed when I learned that he was to start covering Battlestar Galactica but he's doing a terrific job. He loves that show, and he's actually a quite passionate, articulate writer. I highly recommend his BG recaps.

So we have learned:
Battlestar Galactica: Quality, compelling television!
American Idol: Destroys brain cells!
24: If you don't watch, Jack Bauer will shoot your WIFE!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Walking


Walking
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden and I had our first (of many to come, I am sure) War of the Wills this weekend. He's just tall enough to reach a knob on our stereo receiver. Instead of putting it higher to where he can't reach it, I decided to try to instill some discipline. I kept saying "no", moving him away, and trying to distract him, but he would inevitably walk/crawl right back and start fiddling again. It got to the point where I would stand in front of the receiver and then he would bitch at me while trying to push me out of the way.

Eventually, and I mean some times it took 5 minutes or longer, he would go find something else to do. But he would try again later on and the whole process would be repeated. Finally around 7 last night he did it again, and I said "you know what, Brenden? I don't care. Have fun."

He fiddled, looked at me, fiddled, looked at me, fiddled, then he lost interest and walked away. That whole sequence took less than 30 seconds. Sheesh, kid!

We are going outside in the back yard more. I am letting him go wherever he wants as he is showing less inclination at shoving strange things in his mouth. Matter of fact the only thing I removed from his mouth this time was a rock. After playing in the grass for a while he decided to investigate the pool. I had a grip on the back of his shirt - I figured if he lost his balance I could keep him from falling in.

What I was not prepared for was his attempt to do a gainer right into the pool. He got halfway in before I got my other arm under him and pulled him out. He was too shocked to cry, plus he was busy coughing up that water he tried to breathe. He cried some but no hysterics. I got him dried off and changed with little fuss. On one hand it was pretty funny - you should have seen that look on his face! I think he thinks it's one big bathtub.

On the other hand, if he ever gets outside without me knowing it, he will most likely head straight for the pool and fall in. That's a sobering thought. I'm going to buy a door alarm plus some better latches for the screen door. Damn, I better lo-jack Brenden while I'm at it.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Pool is Open!


swimming
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I found a nifty floatie for B at Target yesterday. It was warm enough to try out. It's still a mite chilly but we had fun.

Brenden's bipedal skills have sharpened immensely since he took his first steps. If you are so inclined (or just bored) you can take a look at some of them here.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Mowing the Cat


Mowing the cat
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I'm sorry this pic isn't centered very well. I bought Brenden a push toy for a walker and he has fun with it. He tends to push it until he hits something, then he bitches and keeps pushing until I help him turn it. Stubborn lad.

I wish I could remember what blog I read that linked to this song. I spent the weekend singing it to Brenden and using the cats as unwilling demonstation subjects. It is stuck in my head, of course.

Brenden is trying to walk! He will let go of the furniture and take 3 - 5 steps and fall down. It was a fun weekend.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

BSG Voting Slip


BSG Voting Slip
Originally uploaded by CharlieBrown.
Sweet animal crackers, Lileks has outdone himself this time. And the great thing about it none of his commentary makes it funnier. The ad just speaks volumes for itself.

I know I haven't made any comments about season 2b of Battlestar Galactica. It was damn good, with the cliffhanger from season 2a resolved rather dramatically.

Things we learned in 2b:

1)Being a Pegasus officer is a form of suicide. Hopefully not for Commander Adama, who is now in charge. No, not Bill Adama, who is Admiral Adama now. Lee Adama is the Head Cheese. Him and his new squeeze Dualla.

2)Starbuck goes back to Caprica and rescues Anders. They're married!

3)Boomer 1.0 (the one who shot Adama) and the Model Six who seduced Gaius way back in the miniseries both have been downloaded into new bodies and thanks to their contact with humanity, think the Cylons made a big mistake in destroying humanity and are trying to change things in Cylon society.

4)2 episodes dealt with the squicky subject of Ab0rt*0n. I applaud the writers for not siding with either side of the issue, but merely using it to point out how politicians use the subject to manipulate voters.

5)Speaking of politicians, Baltar is now president of the Colonies. Laura is now a schoolteacher again. Baltar sucks as a president, which shouldn't surprise anyone.

6)Speaking of Laura, she is cured of her incurable cancer. It really doesn't matter how; like many fans I really didn't care all I know is she didn't die. Yet.

7)Speaking of dying, Boomer 2.0 and Helo's daughter was born premature. Roslin decided it would be a big mistake to let a Cylon raise the cybrid so they stole the baby and told Boomer her kid was dead. That's not going to end well.

8)Speaking of ending well, the fleet found a hospitable planet and everybody but a skeleton crew(s) are living there.

9)The Cylons find it too.

10)Because of Boomer 1.0 and Caprica Six, the Cylons don't blow the little colony to smithereens; instead they are keeping it like a little people zoo. I think that's called a 'reservation'. Or maybe a 'concentration camp'.

11) The latest cylon model looks suspiciously like Al from Quantum Leap.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

I want to bang on the drum all day


drum
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I wish I had taken a 'before' photo of the pool because it's starting to look really good. It's a balmy 70 degrees right now so I'm not going to do any swimming yet.

The pool pump had problems over the weekend - just a wiring problem that Jon fixed yesterday - but I went out to look at it on Sunday but instead of trying to fix the pump I decided to commit genocide on a colony of ants who had taken up residence near the pump. Despite the high-powered hose those bastards came back. Jon dug them up and added gasoline on Monday. I wonder if they got the message?


If you look closely at this picture you might see a light blue easter bunny. Dad and Ileana stopped by on their way back to Oklahoma and they brought this toy. If you press it's foot it starts singing 'Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity Easter's on it's way...."

Brenden of course gets a big kick out of it and tries to attack it whenever I start the song playing.

And by attack I mean he gets a big smile on his face and lunges at the bunny and starts mouthing its face and drooling on it. It took me a while to understand his behavior.

It occured to me on Sunday. What do I do when I'm playing with him? I'll play, then all of a sudden I'll be overwhelmed with mommy hormones and I'll smile, sweep him up in a big hug, and plant kisses all over his face.

Brenden is merely imitating me. Except I don't drool. Much.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Smiley


Smiley
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I hope your Friday wasn't as fun as ours. I had to leave work early to pick up B from daycare - all the schools were letting our early because of the impending weather.

It didn't really strike until about 9 pm, and from then until midnight, I spent the night glued to the T.V. watching the approaching line of storms. I also spent a good deal of that time in pants-wetting terror because the tornado sirens in town kept going off.

Look, if it was just me at home, I'd pop a beer and find a baseball game to watch. But I had my 10-month old snoring in my arms, and I kept wondering what the hell I would do if a tornado did hit?

Of course I was ready to go into the hallway with something heavy to cover us, but what if something happened to me? Would the rescue people find Brenden before he got hurt? What if he did get hurt but I was unconcious or dead?

Bleah.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Brenden at the DZ


Brenden at the DZ
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
If it's April it must be time to start working on the pool!

Halfway through March the pool looked pretty decent, with just a thick layer of leaves on the bottom to mar its perfection. I spent a warm afternoon fishing out a bagful of leaves around that time. Not a week later, the weather warmed considerably and the algae bloomed. My beautiful pool turned into a swamp. I should have bought the requisite chemicals right then, but yo soy la slacker so I didn't get around to that until this weekend.

So the algae is dead and the pool is nominally blue but the bottom is now covered with a thick ooze. I turned on the pump to 'waste' and started vacuuming the bottom. When the pump is on waste it just sucks up the water and spits it out with no filtering. If I tried to filter and recirculate, I'd have to shut the pump off and backwash to clear the filter every 5 seconds. As it was the pump was spewing nasty booger-green water. I have barely scratched the surface - I mean the bottom - but it will be a month at least before the pool temperature will be tolerable.

So far I have only worked on the pool if Jon was able to watch Brenden. I'm going to have another go at vacuuming this afternoon if weather permits so I'm going to bring his exersaucer out so I can keep an eye one him. An exersaucer is kind of difficult to describe. He can sit upright in it, turn around, and it has a lot of little squeeky / rattle toys on it that he can play with. One thing he can't do is move it around but just to be safe I think I'll tie it to the patio furniture so that he can't bounce it into the pool.

Speaking of El Jefe:

Letter to Brenden Month 10


Holy crapoly, you're 10 months old! And you're sick again! Will you stop it? If you get sick I get sick! And this time instead of a cold followed by a sinus infection, I have a cold with a sinus infection!

Ah, guilt from mommy. I'm starting early, aren't I? It's a good thing you can't read yet.

So what's new with you? Not much to be honest. I don't really feed you baby food anymore - just the fruit. You are refining your grip so that you don't sqish peas too hard any more. Green beans seem to work better, and you just dig the hell out of goldfish crackers. You like scrambled eggs which is a great quick protein fix. Last night you ate scrambled eggs and peas, most of which you fed yourself. I'm truly sorry that the pool isn't clean yet because you were a mess! It would have been so easy just to grab your ankles and dunk you a couple of times after that.

I'm joking, honey. Partways. But it's cool that you can feed yourself so well.

Your new daycare provider has proven to be a mixed blessing. She opens late and closes early, which means your dad and I have split taking you and retrieving you. I mean mixed because your dad is taking care of you more and just like everything else he attempts he does it well! Sonya took an entire week off for Spring Break and you and dad had a great time!

Our favorite game is 'pass the toys' - I hold out a toy, if it's an animal I make the appropriate animal noises (you have an awful lot of ducks, hon. What's up with that?). You grab it out of my hand and stuff it in your mouth. I move onto another toy and we repeat. You are obsessed with you 'Baby Tad' singing frog - you push a button on his belly and he rewards you with a song. At that point you tackle the frog and start chewing on his lips.

But your favorite toy of all time is the TiVo remote. It's the one remote in the house that rewards you with noises when you press buttons. If I let you play with it all I hear is "kerPLIK kerPLIK BONK BONK BONK bing bing bink plikplikplikplikplikplik BONK BONK BONK" for hours on end. Last night I was just trying to change the freakin' channel to watch American Idol and you started crying hysterically, trying to grab the remote out of my hand. I finally dug through the TiVo menus and found the setting that turns off the TiVo sounds. You're going to hate me forever now, aren't you?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Cousins and Uncles


Cousins and Uncles
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Holy Crap but my last post was lame! Tedious, boring, dull dull dull!

Let me tell you what the Maynard household was like last night. I'm driving home from work, and as I'm about to turn off into our subdivision, I get a text message from Jon: "BRING BEER". So I turn around and head towards Decatur.

Just inside the city limit is a classic gas station/liquor store combination. As I'm paying for my 12-pack of Michelob Light, the owner of the store gives me a free beer. It's a Budweiser Select in one of those aluminum bottles. I guess they aren't selling very well if they have to give them away, but hey a free beer is a free beer.

I get home and I'm greeted by the wail of a 9-month old and the anguished look of a frazzled father. Brenden needed a hug, a bottle, and a diaper change. Then I fed him dinner which consisted of diced chicken (thighs are the best - more flavor plus they don't taste like pencil shavings if you overcook them) and green beans plus the occasional goldfish cracker. I help him eat, as well as chase the cats off (they are eyeing his diced chicken) while I work on my aluminum beer.

Once he's happy (and I'm working on a Michelob), I wash out the aluminum bottle and give it to Brenden. He is absolutely thrilled as he cruises around the room and bonks objects with his new bottle. I have noticed (as many parents have before me) that a child's interest in a toy is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on it.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Dad & Son


Dad & Son
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Letter to Brenden Month 9
So I'm only 3 weeks late. It's been a hectic Month! This one is going to be short, too.

Brenden, honey - you are still developing at a rapid pace. We have pretty much stopped feeding you baby food, except for some of the fruits. When I change your diapers, you vaccilate between fighting like mad with me and laying still, all happy, with your legs up in the air.

You are cruising pretty well. You can almost make a full circuit of the living room by holding onto things. Matter of fact, you are starting to get bored with just the living room. I hope it turns warm pretty soon, so I can spend some of our weekend afternoons keeping you from eating bugs outside.

Most of all I love how you are starting to sleep through the night. You wake me up occasionally with a 'WHAAA!' but you settle back down pretty fast.

You are so huggable, hon. Don't grow up too fast, ok?

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Happy


Happy
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Cutting my teeth on bars
And rusty chains, I’m gonna break my
Rusty cage and run


Now lets see how many hits I get because of Soundgarden. Anyway, here's a pic of el jefe when he was in the hospital earlier this month. As you can see his disposition was unaffected.

Here are my reviews I haven't linked to:

Corpse Bride
Class of 1984
Pulse
Pride & Prejudice
Good Night, and Good Luck.

Some of the grammar and syntax errors really make me cringe. I have been in a hurry lately, as is the editing staff (they are overworked, I am running after my kid).

I am reviewing Everything is Illuminated next - all I know about it is a hobbit stars and that creepy guy from Phantoms directed it.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Ed's Tag


Ed's Tag
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I truly need to start posting more. I have kept writing reviews for Cinemablend but I have been too lazy to post links. I shall do that shortly.

My brother has finally unloaded his Atlanta house and will be moving up to Andover, Massachusetts at the end of this month. That sucks, the skydiving is much better in this part of the country! I wish him and his wife, Jen, well in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.

Alabamastan is a much better place to live! Unless you want a beer or a sex toy.

And now for a slightly melancholic moment and brief movie review:

When Johnny Cash died I recall making the comment that he must not have wanted to keep fighting because his wife had died. That was just a romantic notion on my part; I knew just enough about Johnny and June to know their romance was legendary.

I finally saw Walk the Line last week and I now wonder if my comment wasn't more true than I believed. If you go by the movie, Johnny Cash was a weak man who just desintigrated when his first marriage went to hell. The pills didn't help either.

I saw Ray and a lot of people have commented on the similarities to the story. The biggest difference of course was that Ray Charles had a very tough streak in him and that's what pulled him through his problems.

If Walk the Line told the truth, if June Carter (and her family) hadn't helped Johnny Cash, we would have lost that legend a *lot* earlier than we did.

The thing I admire most about Ray Charles is his strength. The thing I admire most about Johnny Cash is June Carter Cash. No wonder he passed away only four months after she did.

I can't watch Cash's video for his cover of 'Hurt' without bursting into tears.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Brenden's First Blog Entry


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Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
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Feeding


feeding
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Wow, have *I* been slack!

This week has been pretty hectic - about a month ago I noticed a bump under Brenden's skin when I changed his diaper. I thought it was odd, but it was small so I ignored it.

It remained there, about the same size, but he is due for his 9-month well-baby checkup this coming Monday so I thought I'd point it out to his pediatrician then.

Monday night, howerer, I noticed it had gotten appreciably bigger, so I took him to the doc on Tuesday. She was as puzzled as I was. It wasn't red, and it didn't bother B too much when we poked at it, so she ordered some blood work and made an appointment for us with a pediatric surgeon.

Jon took him to this appointment on Wednesday afternoon. The surgeon took one look at B's bump then at his blood work - his white blood cell count was pretty high - and told Jon to get B admitted to the hospital.

Pook kid was put under and they drained and cleaned what turned out to be an abcess. We had fought mighty hard with diaper rash for a while until a local lady told us about Boudreax's Butt Paste. Yeah, silly name, but that cleared his rash up. Unfortunately the rash had gotten bad enough that he had open sores at one point. Open sores + poop = nothing good.

We got out of the hospital this morning. He was kept on an I.V. for the administration of antibiotics - plus we were there for so long becuase they wanted to rule out a staph infection (staphylococcus aureus - there's words to strike fear in any parents' hearts!).

Turns out it was plain old e. coli.

Brenden did a phenomenal job of staying confined to a hospital crib for 2 + days. Apparently (and I'm totally projecting here) he inherited some of my easygoingness along with his dad's charm and exuberance.

So anyway, I owe a Letter Month 9 which I hope to get to soon. Brenden is currently tearing up our computer room so I know he's none the worse for wear.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Top Down


top down
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I love this photo of Brenden!

My computer's CPU took a dump sometime last week. I'm pissed.

I also have a sinus infection. I went to see the doc yesterday - I was tested for strep throat then they took X-Rays of my noggin. The doc told me the infection was 'pretty nasty' and that my maxillary sinuses were 'filled with pus'.

Ew ew ew ew ew!

I have this vision now of someone giving me a bear hug and my head exploding like a huge zit.

I just need the flu or bronchitis now and I will win Winter Season Bingo.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Dad and Son Day


son and dad 3
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Yesterday Jon took care of Brenden while I worked. This time it went pretty smoothly because Jon knew to devote the entire day to Brenden, and to not even pretend to try to get any work done.

We had Hamburger Helper last night, only with deer meat. Doesn't that sound like a "You might be a redneck if.." joke that Jeff Foxworthy rejected? Actually we have a freezer full of deer meat. A friend had a banner year deer hunting, and he gave us a deer and all we had to do was pay for processing.

I know some people blanch at eating wild game, but I have a simple philosophy: "If it's dead it's groceries".

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Rocker


Rocker
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
After sending an email to Nancy explaining the missing word in my post below (I'll fix it eventually), I figured I better post something to cheer her up.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Enjoyed our Vacation


Sleep 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy Valentine's day, everyone.

As you can see, Brenden and I got caught up on our rest in Oklahoma.

I'm somewhat upset today - our daycare provider is closing up shop and becoming a loan officer at a bank. Jon and I spent yesterday looking at other daycare options. We found someone surprisingly close; I'm just not sure I like her as much as I like Shayne but I guess that remains to be seen.

We saw one place and I'm still bothered how the kids looked more like herded cows than kids. Brenden would never get the attention he deserves in a place like that.

I was listening to the news on the radio and heard a story about some woman who killed her baby by cutting off her arms. What the hell is wrong with people?

Monday, February 06, 2006

Climbing mom's leg


Climbing mom's leg
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Here's my latest movie review.

Letter to Brenden Month 8

Well my darling little child: I just reread the month 7 letter; at this time last month you weren't even crawling! Just last night you were chasing the cat. He tried to maintain a dignified but hurried walk but after the 3rd time you grabbed his tail he took off running with a huffy "Meow!".

I spent this last week trying to keep you from knocking your brains out of your skull. Most of the time I was successful but every once in a while you'd fall down and go "bonk". I'm impressed by your collection of bumps, bruises, and scratches. And the foam bumper thingies I bought for the coffee table and fireplace have already paid for themselves.

Speaking of the coffee table - last night you stood in front of the table facing your dad and I. We were eating our shrimp fettucini alfredo and occasionally feeding you a small piece of pasta. I swear once we get back from vacation I'm going to start planning meals around things you can eat with us. We'll see how well that goes.

You have also once again decided you don't want to use a binky. You started up again when your two front teeth started to make their move. Now that they are through the gum line you spit it out. I'm almost sorry because giving you a binky at 2 in the morning would usually put you back to sleep. Now I just have to let you sit there and bitch because no one will let you out of your cage. Oy! I'm so tired....

Friday, February 03, 2006

4 things meme


Sunday Morning
Originally uploaded by Iguana Mama.
Nancy tagged me with the "4 Things" meme. Here goes:

4 jobs I've held:

1)Software programmer
2)Pager repairer
3)Pizza delivery person (for 1 whole day!!)
4)Breakfast cook at Mrs. Winners

4 Movies I can watch over and over:
1)Aliens
2)Jaws
3)Dawn of the Dead (original)
4)Toy Story

4 Places I have lived:
1)Isla Verde, Puerto Rico
2)Stone Mountain, Georgia
3)Statesboro, Georgia
4)Decatur, Alabama

4 TV shows I love:
1)Battlestar Galactica (new one)
2)24
3)Lost
4)Spongebob Squarepants

4 places I've vacationed:
1)St. John, USVI
2)London, England
3)Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
4)Playa Azul, Costa Rica

4 favorite dishes:
1)Arroz con pollo
2)Buffalo Wings
3)Kung Pao Chicken
4)Puerto Rican Roast Pork

4 sites I visit every day:
I visit a lot of blogs but I thought I'd keep those out.
1)Sluggy Freelance
2)CinemaBlend
3)Instapundit
4)Virgin Islands On-Line (forum)

4 places I'd rather be:
1)At home with my son
2)My dad's place in Oklahoma
3)Cinnamon Bay beach, St. John, USVI
4)At home with my son

I'd tag my brother Edward, but that slacker hasn't updated his blog in *months*!

PS: the photo is of Cinnamon Bay.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

More Brenden Blatherings


Droopy Pants
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Hey, it's the beginning of a new month. as far as my weight goes, I am finally past the 150 psychological barrier. I weighed in at 148.4 this morning. Woo-hoo!

My goal for February is around or about 143. Then I won't be too far from my prepregnancy weight of 140.

I looked back in my postings and I had porked out somewhat just before we went on vacation to Costa Rica. So the good news is I'm not too far away from wearing my old clothes, but the bad news is that when I hit 140, I'll still have 10 pounds to go.

Oh, yeah. I was going to blather about Brenden, wasn't I? Very well: 2 nights ago B and I were taking our bath when I realized one of his (many) rubber ducks was listing to port. I realized he must have taken on water (the duck, not B), so I picked it up and squeezed it.

The duck made a rather disgusting noise as water gushed out of the small hole on its bottom. Brenden started giggling. So I filled the duck up and squirted him with it. All of a sudden he was just laughing his little butt off!

Dad heard the commotion and came in and checked in on us. He took command of the duck and squirted both of us for a while as Brenden had the time of his life. It was so cute!

It wasn't so cute last night, when he woke up at 1:30 and refused to go back to sleep. Usually he does, but I could tell by the way he was complaining it wasn't going to be easy. I let him get up after a long 15 minutes of howling and gave him some water. I got tired of him pulling my hair so I put him back in his crib and he stood up and wailed for another good block of time.

I got up again and held him, hoping he had tired himself out. He had, and I let him fall asleep in my lap and put him back in bed without a complaint at about 3am. B, I love you honey but mom has to go to get up at 5! Jon was nice enough to get out of bed at 5:30 to let the howler monkey out of its cage so that I could catch a little extra sleep.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Standing up


what
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I don't know why, but ever since Brenden learned to crawl inch-worm style, his physical development all of a sudden took a quantum leap. I was getting a little worried at the beginning of the year, because he didn't seem to want to learn how to sit up, or to crawl. He seemed happy with just rolling everywhere. I started working with him on sitting him up as did Shayne. He didn't take to it until he started the inch worm. Then all of a sudden: boom! He figured out a real crawl from that point in about 2 weeks, mastered sitting up, and as you can see from this picture, he can pull himself up to a standing position. Holy crap -he's going to be running in a marathon in a few months.

I had a blast watching him over the weekend struggle to stand upright. He'd fight and grunt and sweat like he was climbing Mount Everest and every once in a while I'd see his head peeking over the coffee table. He'd lose his grip, fall or sit, and then bitch about it for a while. I'd make sure he hadn't cracked his head open then leave him alone. Finally he figured it out.

Jon lowered his crib mattress as far as it would go last night. It was a good thing, too because B woke me up this morning and he was standing up in his crib, his eyes just peeking over the railing. He seemed to be saying "bust me outta this joint, lady! I need my formula fix!"

Friday, January 27, 2006

Oklahoma again


Ilu and B 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Hey, cool beans!
Brenden and I are going to go to Dad's place when Jon goes to Puerto Rico so that Ileana can spoil him some more.

We're going to fly out to Little Rock and Ilu's going to pick us up. It should be interesting flying with B. No we haven't taken him up in the Cessna yet. We're going via commercial airlines - thank goodness both airports are small ones - Huntsville and Little Rock. Going through security will be much easier than going through say Atlanta or Memphis.

I got Brenden his own seat because holding him, even for just an hour, will be almost impossible. That boy likes to crawl!

Monday, January 23, 2006

Mr. B


Mr. B
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
El Jefe is doing much better. He also put everything together and is crawling everywhere. I spent the weekend following him as he cleverly found the gaps in my baby-proofing plans.

At one point yesterday, I let him crawl into the kitchen with me. I was washing his bottles when he crawled up to my feet, grabbed one of my legs, and started chewing on my sweatpants. I called him an "anklebiter".

Weightloss is steady: I weighed in at 150.6, which I know is a little higher than last Monday, but this weigh-in was without all the dehydration.

I'm way jealous of my husband. He is going to Arecibo, Puerto Rico, to skydive in a few weeks. We tried to think of a way for all of us to go, but it just boils down to 1) time, 2) money, and 3) taking care of Brenden. Maybe some other time.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The real reason dinosaurs became extinct

If it looks like B doesn't look too good in this picture you aren't mistaken. Brenden had been running a fever the last 3 days. The doc said he was probably fighting a viral infection like a cold.

Tuesday night he woke up and he was just burning. I took his temp and it was 103.4. I called the doc's after-hours service and the nurse on duty advised me to give him some children's tylenol, let him drink as much liquid as he wanted, and give him a warm bath.

We got his his temp lowered to about 101 and then I let him sleep a little bit. He woke up about 45 minutes later all sweaty and crying, but his fever had broken. Emergency room trip avoided.

And you also might notice from this pic he's sitting up. He doesn't tip over any more, either. Once he started trying to sit up it didn't take him long to perfect it.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Hey, check it out: no pics of Brenden today! Maybe later.

I weighed in today at 150. If you are following along, I was 155.8 at the beginning of last week. Food poisoning can take a chunk out of your weightloss, although I don't recommend it.

This entry is just a quick note: To Nancy, to prove I read my comments: By your command I have resumed writing movie reviews for Cinemablend. Also: I hope you and Anthony feel better soon. Being sick sucks.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Carrots for Dinner


Carrots for Dinner
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
My ingenious child has come up with 2 different methods of locomotion! Both are fairly unique among the baby set:

You already know about his 'steamroller' method. Now he has learned how to undulate towards something. Really! He'll rock back and forth on this hands and knees, then throw his arms forward. He'll then lay down on his belly and pull his knees underneath him, then lift up on his hands and knees again.

I'm so proud! *sniff!*

Monday, January 09, 2006

Plush Invasion


Plush invasion
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden laboriously sat up yesterday evening! Totally unassisted!!! And as I sat there in awe of his accomplishment, I realized he had no real concept of gravity. I hurriedly stuck a pillow behind him just as he toppled over. Life at Chez Maynard should be highly entertaining the next couple of weeks as he refines this skill.

My weight loss has resumed; I am at 155.8 as I type.

I got tagged to do the 5 wierd things about me meme by Helly. So here goes:

1) I am more in touch with my masculine side than with my feminine side. I always have been. Now while I insisted I didn't care what the sex of our baby would be, I admit I breathed easier when we found out he is a boy. I was worried about how to raise a girl because I was never into that girly-girl crap. I hate dresses and makeup, and I never had one fantasy about my wedding. Matter of fact, my fantasies resemble action movies more than historical romances.

2) I love fruit, but I hate it baked into anything. That's right, I don't like apple pies, peach cobbler, or strawberry ice cream although the fruits that go into these concotions are awesome. Pies should have chocolate or meat in them.

3) I can't smell shit. Literally. I can't smell anything at all, for that matter. It drives me nuts. I presume it's due to my allergies. I tend to spice up my food to the nth degree because of this problem.

4) Oh, no. I can't tell you that. It's too wierd.

5) Elevators make me nervous. I can't stand them and I'll take stairs any time it's possible. I have no idea why; I'm not claustrophobic.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Letter to Brenden Month 7


Sleeping Comfortably
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Well, Brenden. Last month I blathered on about my own childhood. I don't much feel like dragging up the past at the moment.

This last month saw you put on a pound (you now weigh 21 pounds). You still don't crawl, but it's just a matter of time before you do.

Your newest trick is discrimination. If you are playing with something, like a tube of cortizone creme, you whine if I take it away from you and reject whatever I give you as a replacement, like a toy.

You are eating finger foods, sort of. You will laboriously pick a baby snack off your tray, gum it, and chew whatever comes off. Some of it ends in your stomach, most of it ends up on your face, hands, clothes and carpet. Still, you are starting to feed yourself. Those tacos are just around the corner, honey!

We can get you to sit up, but most of the time you just let yourself fall over and you roll wherever you want to go.

And you are talking up a storm! You rarely wake me up by crying anymore. Most of the time you are just laughing maniacally to yourself in your crib.

Oops! You are wakening from your nap. We need to get ready to go visit daddy at the drop zone. We love you, honey!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Tour Time


Tour Time
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Last thursday the family packed up in the Family Truckster and headed to Chattanooga to the aquarium. It was enjoyable, but crowded.

We weren't the only ones with kidlets - the crowding was caused by all the little beasties out of school. I will miss being able to go places when it's not crowded when Brenden starts to school.

El Jefe, by the way, really enjoys the view from dad's shoulders. He got a kick out of all the people, fish, and other assorted animals. He never fussed once.

And now for somethig completely different - I know I haven't made any kind of comments on my attempts to lose weight. I kinda took December off. The good news is I didn't regain much - right now I weigh 157.6.

So I'm trying again now.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Teeth


Teeth
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Happy New Beer, everybody!

I finally snapped a picture of Brenden's 2 teeth. Considering how grouchy he's been lately, I have a feeling his top 2 teeth should be making an appearance soon.

I have many resolutions, but the two most important:

1) Be nicer to my husband
and
2) Watch more movies.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Very Happy


Very happy
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 6 months and 3 weeks. I think he's teething again, although I can't see anything new in his mouth. I have to be careful about sticking my fingers in there because he has a pretty strong bite now with his 2 lower teeth.

Anyway, we had a terrific Christmas. B got a bunch of loot of course.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Trying to Crawl


Crawling 2
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Merry Christmas, everybody! Brenden can only rock back and forth, and he showed me how happy he was that I broke his concentration as he practiced.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Presents


Presents
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden says "thank you!" to his Abuela and Grandpa for the noisy toys. He especially loves hammering on the keyboard.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Poo boy


6Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I think Heather's poop stories are the best. This one caused a coworker to come running into my cubicle because I sounded like I was choking to death.

Speaking of poop, Shayne told me she accidentally let one of Brenden's legs go when she was changing a particularly well-filled diaper yesterday. Yep, you guessed it. He stuck his bootied foot into the diaper and started flinging poo all around the room. Shayne reacted by accidentally letting the OTHER foot go, and poo went everywhere until she summoned enough courage to catch his poo-covered feet. Hey, it happened to me once. Now I hogtie him before changing a poo diaper. OK, not really, but I do get a deathgrip on his ankles.

Hey, get got on all fours yesterday! He can only rock back and forth, but I bet he'll be doing a real crawl in a few weeks! God help us all.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Cute Pooky


Cute Pooky
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
This post is in response to Alan's comment:

Yes, my mom's cat Tildy lived until about 20 - 21 years of age, and my sweet kitty Vasquez (pictured here) is 19. Cats live to long ages in my family for some reason. Probably because we spoil the hell out of them.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Sandy, B and Ralph


Sandy, B and Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
I posted this before but here's a better perspective on just how big, fat, and hairy a Norwegian swamp kitty could get.

Ralph


Ralph
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Ileana told us that Ralph the Norwegian Swamp kitty passed away last Friday at the ripe age of 19. I believe that's 133 in cat years. I should live so long.

His big fat hairy presence will be missed by all who knew him.

Monday, December 19, 2005

6 and 1/2


6onehalf
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Yeah I'm a slacker. I told you that Civ 4 would cause me to disappear. As you can see by Brenden's face he's none too thrilled, either.

His Royal Majesty is learning how to sleep through the night the hard way. Yes, we are not catering to his every whim at 2 in the morning any more. I make sure he's okay and not swimming in a soiled diaper, then I leave him alone to howl.

That does suck. He complains - where's my bottle? Where's my hug? I want to play, dammit!

On the other hand, he slept through the night last night so maybe the pediatrician is right: he was only getting up because we were letting him get up.

Now I need to train myself to sleep through the night. I don't remember how.

PS: Brenden has 2 teeth now. Wish I could get a photo.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Playa de Isla Verde


Playa de Isla Verde
Originally uploaded by Markus Masataka.
Letter to Brenden Month 6

Sorry, B; I'm a wee bit late with this letter. Blame your father. He bought me Civilization IV, 4th in a series of Sid Meier games that have helped me waste more time than anything else in existence. Yes, I'm including television.

So what shall I talk about this month? Well, at your 6 month check-up you weighed 18 1/2 pounds - I think you would have weighed more if it wasn't for that stomach virus you got at Thanksgiving. You took your immunization shots well even though you were a little cranky during the rest of the day. The doc told me you shouldn't eat at night any more - to feed you water instead and to make sure I brush your one little tooth.

So now I gotta start ignoring you at night so you can learn to 'self soothe'. Oy! Easier said than done.

Instead of reiterating all the things you have done in the past month (the neatest of which is your desire to play peek-a-boo constantly) I'll regale you with boring moments from my own childhood.

I have few memories of before Puerto Rico - I can't remember much of Missouri at all. So few I wonder if they are memories. But then again we moved to P.R. when I was three years old. My first memory from there was my mom teaching me to say 'buenas noches'. We were in a hotel, I think.

I have said before in my blog: my memory is not linear so forgive me if I jump around.

We first lived in a small place in Rio Piedras. I remember I buried a model airplane somewhere and I was never able to find it again. I still have dreams about searching for it. How's that for messed up? We lived somewhere else after that. Parkville? Park Place? Or was that the name of the school? I recall going to Kindergarten a while there. I remember an easter egg hunt at that school and finding a candy necklace. I also remember reading ahead in a 'See Spot Run' book despite our teacher telling us not to. I remember an argument some boys had about whether playing with a girl made you a 'sissy' or a 'tomboy'. (Fact: I was a tomboy, but my boy friends were *not* sissies!)

Most of what I remember is from when we lived in Isla Verde, in an apartment building along the beach (creatively titled Beach Tower). This area was high tourist. The apartment building was 'L' shaped, with one side of the building paralelling the ocean. We lived on the 10th floor facing the ocean. If you walked along the beach you would eventually walk past big hotels. If you walked in the other direction, however, the first thing you would run into was a walled cemetary. I loved playing on the rocks near the ocean near the beginning of the wall. During winter time when the seas were rougher more of the rocks would appear. By summer the sand would have covered them up again. I remember being totally fascinated by this phenomenon. Near the apartment building was a big tree that I climbed once but got stuck. I think my dad got me down. I eventually got the hang of climbing and I got particularly adept at climbing palm trees.

I remember a swimming pool shaped like a tennis raquet. Where was this? I think it was some sort of country club type deal but I don't remember much else. I remember a gift shop there and walking around in it with a wet swimsuit on. WTF? Is that a random memory or what?

I remember several movie theaters - most movies were in English with Spanish subtitles. Many T.V. shows were dubbed in spanish but some, particularly those shown in prime time, had a simulcast over FM radio of the english soundtrack. I recall this huge theater with a balcony section where I saw such great movies as Dirty Harry and Jaws. I think it was the same theater. I also remember seeing Midway, Blazing Saddles, Two Minute Warning, and Earthquake (in Sensurround!). Astute movie geeks will note that quite a few of those movies listed had Chuck Heston in them. I was totally bummed when he bit it at the end of Earthquake.

I went to grade school at a private English School (San Juan School By the Sea, and yes, it was by the sea). I think I went to Kindegarten there, too. We stayed there until we moved back to the states when I was 13 (in 1977). I hate the fact that I resisted learning Spanish. What was I thinking? Knowing two languages is a valuable skill. Considering how many Spanish speaking people live in the U.S. that skill would be twice as valuable.

But I digress: near the end there I never went out to play; I just stayed indoors and read and watched T.V. The apartment building put a fence between the building and the ocean, and paved a lot of the area in between. This will probably happen to you too, Brenden: you will look back at parts of your childhood and wonder why the hell you didn't appreciate what you had when you had it because eventually you will lose it.

I'll wrap it up here. This random sampling of memories doesn't even come close to describing that time in my life. I'm sure I'll eventually bore you with more.

Oh, crap. I'm such a non-reflective person that when I start digging at memories I get surprised when they flood in on me.

Monday, December 05, 2005

6 Silly Months


6 Silly Months
Originally uploaded by Sandra Maynard.
Brenden at 26 Weeks

Heh heh. I love this face.

Dang, I can't believe tomorrow he'll be 6 months old. He's trying so hard to crawl. He can lift himself to the crawl position, but he isn't coordinated enough to actually crawl. He can get around, however. He still hasn't figured out how to roll over a pillow, so I have pillows stationed wherever I don't want him to go. I hope this will last until I get off my fat butt and buy some gates.

I need some with cat flaps, however.

Speaking of my fat butt: I'm down to 156.2 pounds, well below my target for November of 160. Therefore my target for the end of December is 150 pounds. I can all ready tell a difference. Woo-hoo!